Zombie Strippers: Review By The CryptKeeper

Well, this is one of those kind of movies where it's so bad, it's good. It is so terrible with a story that has many holes, bad acting, fake gore, and the works. I liked it, but it's still bad. If that makes any sense.

The story starts with the military testing a scientific experiment. That has been done trillions of times before. But here's the original part. The virus ends up in a strip joint. The wierd thing is, that a soldier gets the virus. Then somehow ends up in a strip club. One minute he's at the base, then I look at the screen and then he's in a strip club, called the Rhino. The place is empty. Then a stripper starts to strip. Then all of a sudden the club is full of guys cheering at the stripper. Ok, that's totally lame, but whatever. Then he bites the main stripper (Jenna Jameson) and she gets infected. The virus almost helps her career. Then she does this like super strip, that makes all the other girls jealous. They want to be zombies too!!! Ok, lame story. That's most of the hilarity of it all.

The film stars the awesome Robert Englund as the strip club owner, and Jenna Jameson as the lead stripper. Englund is a good actor, and the only GOOD movie he has really ever done is the Nightmare on Elm Street series. Other than that, he does some pretty bad ones. Zombie Strippers goes into both of those categories. I think this is Jenna Jameson's first role. This is a good way to start her career, because you don't have to have any acting ability to do her role. All you have to be able to do is pole dance, and take off your clothes. She has really nasty boobs, they are all fake and low. ewww. Maybe if she got the silicone removed, and put less makeup on, she might actually be somewhat good looking. But she's not.

The director is Jay Lee. He does a horrible job, considering there is more stripping than zombie killings. I guess he wanted to make a porno/zombie movie. Which is a good and bad idea. I guess it's original. He also is dumb, because of the holes I mentioned before... well obviously he didn't care about them or maybe he didn't even notice them. Which wouldn't surprise me.

The visuals are terrible. I mean you got fake gore, and fake boobs! When Jenna Jameson gets bit, the makeup is lame. Plus all the other zombies look kinda cheesey too. None of the strippers are too much too look at. I have seen worse; I have seen better. Maybe if they didn't have fake boobs, then the strip scenes would have been better!!! lol

Overall, a movie so bad, that you gotta see it! Don't expect anything amazing. Just expect entertainment... that's it.