You Don't Mess with the Zohan: Review By The First Avenger: JohnnyBlaze

Let me start of by saying that i Hate adam Sandler, i think he's a no talent unfunny hack who is riding the wave of unfunny movies starring unfunny comedians. that being said this movie did not change my opinion of him in the slightest, it even served to prove the fact. The plot can be summed up in a sentence a middle eastern mercenary fakes his death to become....a hairdresser....cough..cough.. that being said i was'ent looking for oscar material but this movie was filled with pointless drivel of the same perverted jokes that are infested with all Sandlers movies. After sitting thru 2 hours of root canal the movie finishes with one of the cheesest endings ive ever seen. and ive watched alot of Disney movies. where "everyone" gets a happy ending.to put it lightly; you don't go see the Zohan.