You Don't Mess with the Zohan: Review By PypeBomb

Jun 3rd, 2008 by PypeBomb
Sandler needs to ROT IN HELL ...Just like that piece of sh*t HEATH LEDGER
  • OVERALL
    0.0
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
What in the F*CK has this world come to ?

First things first...

I see a lot of Heath Ledger avatars out there, and I am rather perplexed. I mean...when I was a teenage BOY, I certainly didn't idolize anyone who made a movie about a couple of butt-pirates sneaking off into the woods and corn-hole'n each other like Richard Simmons and George Michael at a Boy Scouts Jamboree.

Moreover, how can anyone look up to a goddamn half-assed piece of meth-monster-sh*t like Heath was? Name one f*cking movie that he did that was worth two sh*ts? HA!...you can't. He's remembered for being the Joker...in a movie that hasn't even came out yet. And speaking of coming out, marcusx needs to check that closet that he's in.

So let's face it...Heath made a fudge packin' movie and died of a drug overdose. NOT SOMETHING TO BE VERY PROUD OF !

On to Sandler...

How can this sh*t be good? It's like they took Borat, Barber Shop and who knows what the f*ck else...and got some f*cking idiot to sh*t out another Hollywood barrel-of-elephant-sh*t.

We work hard for our money, and why the f*ck should we give it to some douche-bag who thinks they can cleverly sneak it out of our wallets?

Not me mother f*ckers...I'll stay home and watch Rambo on blu-ray, naked, with a giant baby seal burger on the end of my dick, drinking a fifth of Jack Daniels. And, when it's over, I'll reach between my legs and grab a two-finger dallop of duck butter (see urban dictionary) and smear it right across the lips of Ledger's corpse.

Eat sh*t and DIE Mother F*ckers !!!

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Comments (68)

  1. Marcusx

    this was the same comment left on his other review. no creativity or imagination...shame

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  2. Phatlightning

    lol come now pype, I wouldnt do anything because of you, we happen to have a wager, Marcus and myself, but you can keep thinking your influence had any affect on my avatar.

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  3. PypeBomb

    made JR, MARCUSX and PHATLIGHTNING change their avatars to something more hard...the kinda hard sh*t that their daddy likes to suck on...mmmmmmmmmmmm

    4 years agoby @pypebombFlag

  4. CARNAGE

    Hey asswhole u dont kno wat ur talking about because this was Adam Sandler's best movie yet, so why dont u shut the f*ck up and stop talking sh*t about a dead actor who could kick ur fat ass. F*ck You! Adam Sandler is more mature than you, you f*cking prick!

    4 years agoby @critic500Flag

  5. slysnide

    I didn't even notice that! Haha.

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  6. Vamp

    What exactly does Ordeer mean?

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  7. slysnide

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!! :P

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  8. JR

    IM GONNA ORDEER A HIT ON PYPE

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  9. slysnide

    READ MY LAST COMMENT IF YOU STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. Cuz AndrewRyan's right, this bashing has gone on long enough. (60th)

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  10. T.Clark

    No, don't try, nobody try. This has gone on long enough. If u want to bash him, divide it up so u can place different comments on all his reviews, not just this one lol

    4 years agoby @insertusernamehereFlag

  11. Vamp

    as Phatlightning once said to me. . . . . "Unecessary." Keep trying though!

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  12. T.Clark

    Oy...(rubbing head)

    4 years agoby @insertusernamehereFlag

  13. The CryptKeeper

    Uhhh... Pypebomb, Heath Ledger is WAAAAY better than the piece of sh*t you are. I hope you die by a pipe bomb.

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  14. slysnide

    He doesn't fight back cuz he wouldn't defend his point, simply cuz he's not serious about what he says; he just knows we'll hate him and put all his reviews in the recently commented section. It's like a power trip. Hence why he mentioned Heath Ledger in this "Zohan" rant. It seems more legit rather than him posting a rant on a Heath Ledger film. He just wants the comments. Otherwise, if he wanted to defend his points, then he would've realized 3 reviews ago that we hate his opinions, and would've quit posting rants like this. So as I've said a few times before on this rant: "IT'S JUST HIS LITTLE POWER TRIP. HE'S NOT SERIOUS. DON'T COMMENT ANY LONGER AND HE WILL EVENTUALLY STOP."

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  15. Vamp

    Yea I take almost twenty minutes to a half hour the other day per review, and I wrote one for all of the Rocky movie's. Hard workers like us, and I think I'm part of that posse that AndrewRyan was reffering to, are the one's who SHOULD get the comments because we actually spent time writing our reviews, and actually put time into them, instead of retards like yourself who take about a minute and a half if even that, to write a review saying that great Actors, like Heath Ledger, who have passed away deserved their death, and were drug addicts. Rest In Peace Heath Ledger, is what I have to say. Now I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I'm not one to bash people, but I've made an exception in your case. I absolutely hate you, I think that your some sh*thead who comes in here just to stir up trouble and bring himself some attention. Well I got five words for you: F*CK YOU YOU SH*T HEAD. Just leave, none of us WANT you here, I don't understand you nor do I care to understand you, I want you gone, leave skit skidaddle I don't care what word you use you slimy bucketheaded piece of sh*t just leave, so that the rest of us can move on with our lives. Begone.

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  16. T.Clark

    Um...why the f*ck does a sh*tty review like this one get the most comments while decent reviews like mine, slysnide's, and the rest of my posse get minimal comments when they actually give reasons behind their decisions. A review like this DOES NOT deserve all these comments, especially when the guy doesn't even fight back. Soemthin to think about...

    4 years agoby @insertusernamehereFlag

  17. slysnide

    Well Pype, I must congratulate the fact that you've done it again, you've managed to tick off everyone on this site (save for RowDY) just so your reviews would show up in the recently commented section, and remain there for days on end. IDK if they all get that's what you do this for...but it's still fun to rag on you all the time! hahaha! F*CKER!!!!!!!!!!!

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  18. Marcusx

    *chews vigorously

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  19. Phatlightning

    you may want to grab a snickers while you wait marcus.

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  20. Marcusx

    just wondering but what the f*ck does heath ledger have to do with zohan?

    anyways, nicely put kyle. hows about a rebuttal Pype?
    i will wait patiently until you rear your head to do so...

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  21. kyle_hannah

    BTW Heath deserved an oscar for Candy absolutley amazing movie and his overdose wasn't intentional nor was it any sort of illegal drug he overdosed on perscription pills that were meant to help him sleep he took too many because they weren't working and they f*cked up his system it's not like he was shooting up heroine all his life and overdosed in a f*cking alley but people here death by overdose and that's what they think.Educate yourself bitch

    4 years agoby @kyle-hannahFlag

  22. Vamp

    Don't let him listen to the good stuff, it'll taint their names and he's not worthy of listening to them!!!!!

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  23. kyle_hannah

    wow look at how vulgar you are you must be one tough badass (sarcasm BTW since you seem to stupid to know when it's being used) you sound childish and angry throw on some Ozzy or Metallica and get that rage out

    4 years agoby @kyle-hannahFlag

  24. Phatlightning

    don't read it, cause we don't censor people on here. its a free for all.

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  25. Marcusx

    lol f*gg f*gg f*gg haha JR youre an idiot. btw, JR why are you judging what these men look like? you said he must like ugly guys haha what a dingus

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  26. Vamp

    STOP SAYING THE C WORD PLEASE!!!!! I already said I hate that word.

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  27. JR

    and rowdy shut up we know your pype so pype come out of the closet f*gg you must like ugly guys cause both of your avatars are butt ugly. and another thing you should consider getting your brain f*cked dipsh*t c*cksucking dumbass mother f*cking c*nt f*gg

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  28. JR

    rowdy i know why you have a big mouth you want to suck pypes dick but when it comes for you to do that your just gonna find a shriblled up rasin.

    and once again your an idoit heath died of an overdose of sleeping pills he couldnt sleep he wanted to make a cool joker in witch he did so f*ck you haters

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  29. PUNISHER

    What a treat you are pype. Im guessing...not enough love from mummy and daddy. Or is it the other way around? Maybe they love you in the wrong ways, you know, rape, malestation, anal f*cking. Poor pype, your ass will heal. Maybe you should wash your mouth out with a 9mm. That will heal everything very quickly.

    4 years agoby @cerealkillerFlag

  30. Vamp

    Well i think I know who RowDY is. He's another social outkast on this site, and probably PypeBomb, trying to make himself look better.

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag