Watchmen: Review By MONKEYBONE

Apr 14th, 2010 by MONKEYBONE
Don't like this movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • OVERALL
    0.5
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
Like the subtitle says this I f*cking movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.The whole 4 hr of this movie still couldn't convince me this was awesome,nor did the t.v. spots did.Ok the fights scenes are good yes but the the movie astrayed the plot.The movie was down right horrible and park williams keep your f*cking mouth closed i don't care this review was short or i don't have enough''things I don't like'' just keep your f*cking mouth closed ok you f*cking c*nt.Now it was hard to tell who was the watcmen or just the bad guy the movie didn't make no sense ut a f*cking drag.I remember that kid who plays red mist on the movie kick-ass says at comic con''this movie will make money not like watchmen''.I laugh my ass when I heard that cause he's right that movie will make more money than f*cking watch-men ever did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.If you couldn't tell by no i hate this movie more than park williams or super man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Comments (10)

  1. ParkWilliams

    If you're all so against having people comment negatively on your reviews then why bother posting them in the first place? Normally people post reviews on the internet for all the world to see because they want people to see their analysis of a work and get feedback on it. A review is designed to convince me to see or not a see a movie depending on what you liked or didn't like and the reasons why. Neither of you (FilmFanatic or Monkeybone) do that, you just throw out some vague, occasionally offensive, opinionated comments without proofreading them and then expect to be taken seriously. I was never trying to offend you, I'm only trying to give you some advice, but seeing as you don't seem to be able to understand what constructive criticism is I won't bother with you any longer.

    3 years agoby @azadorFlag

  2. NoLongerUsedAccount

    ALLL OFFF U R BEING C*NTS LEAVE OFFFFFFFFF ALRIGHT I HAVE TYPOS ALL TIME AND I GET PISSSY BUT NOT OUR FAULT SO ALL OF U LAY OFF WANKSSTAINS...NOT TO BE RUDE BUT IT IS ANNOYING

    3 years agoby @thefilmfanaticFlag

  3. NoLongerUsedAccount

    i agrre with you on where people butt in on your reviews being tossers i agree deeply on this review read mine MONKEY BONE

    3 years agoby @thefilmfanaticFlag

  4. ParkWilliams

    Well, I'm sorry if I offended you then, but I think you're overreacting a little.

    3 years agoby @azadorFlag

  5. SCREENWRITER

    Your terrible at writing reviews. You might as well give up now. All your reviews suck and I don't mean to be a dick but its true. And yea, renodc, his grammar is horrible. My four year old brother could write out a better sentence than this guy.

    3 years agoby @the-screenwriterFlag

  6. KONG15

    I MEAN U F*CKING C*NT THAT THIS MOVIE DIDN'T FOLLOW IT PACIFIC PLOT SO F*CK U AVIAN AND RENODC

    3 years agoby @kong15Flag

  7. renodc

    Dude, your grammar is atrocious. What the hell does "the movie astrayed the plot" mean?

    3 years agoby @renodcFlag

  8. Avian

    Also, you're not supposed to give a thumbs down. You rate it thumbs up based on the review, not the movie. But since this review sucks...

    3 years agoby @avian005Flag

  9. Avian

    Lame review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    See, it's annoying.

    And it's you fault if you couldn't follow the story.

    3 years agoby @avian005Flag

  10. MONKEYBONE

    i reaLLy don't like this movie

    3 years agoby @monkeyboneFlag