Vampires Suck: Review By Film_Freak_72

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS FILM WAS WORSE THAN TWILIGHT!
  • OVERALL
    0.5
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
When I heard there were making a spoof film of Twilight I thought it would be good but I was so far off. This is just like any generic spoof film. Bad acting, terrible plot and unfunny humor. I did not laugh once in this film only a 5 year old will love this movie. This is unbelievable terrible! The acting sucked the only good person was Ken Jeong but he wasn't even funny because of the terrible dialogue he was given. Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg make terrible films. Disaster movie was a DISASTER! Epic Movie was a epic piece of sh*t. And "Vampires Suck" more like "THIS MOVIE SUCKS!" This is the worst film I saw this year behind "The Last Airbender". F*CK THIS SH*T!

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Comments (5)

  1. OhTheFilmNerd

    i love their wacky deadpan humour, its all wasy fun to look at the scale and way they try to take the piss, and how badly they want us to laugh, but fial too, thats why i love their films, its good cause its bad, and the way they try their all most hardest as you can tell by the scale of the films

    2 years agoby @ohthefilmnerdFlag

  2. Bryan Yentz

    How is this a suprise? It came from the idiots behind Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Date Movie, and so on. The douches couldn't write one moment of comedy to save their stupid f*cking live... Yet they continue to get funded for sh*t like this.

    2 years agoby @bryanyentzFlag

  3. Diaigma

    Didn't realize this had a weds release. Gotcha, though I don't see what being in California has anything to do with that :P
    Either way, this doesn't surprise me. It's a spoof on an already bad series of films. Of course it's going to be bad, purposefully so :P

    2 years agoby @diaigmaFlag

  4. Film_Freak_72

    @Diaigma I live in California and it is Thursday today I saw it yesterday!

    2 years agoby @film-freak-72Flag

  5. Diaigma

    This opens tomorrow (or midnight tonight). How did you see this already?

    2 years agoby @diaigmaFlag