Vampires Suck: Review By Avian

This is going to be a short review, a very short review:

This movie is the worst movie of the year. There is nothing funny. There is no acting. There is no point for this movie to exsist. There is no point of making a review for this movie.

These two dumb as f*cking sh*t directors can't seem to make anything funny. Nothing. They failed when they had the "Teams" of Edward and Jacob fighting at the beginning. They failed to make the shirtless werewolf men look funny. They threw in Jersey Shore, Alice in Wonderland, and even a few jokes from the first two Scary Movie movies, and failed at them too. This isn't a movie. This is two idiots trying to make pop culture look funny...again...AND IT'S STILL NOT WORKING!

Making characters act immature, stupid, and annoying for no reason is not funny.

This is a prime example on how not to make a movie, for no one in my audience laughed, no one cared for the movie at tall.

Vampires do not suck, not even the ones in Twilight. But Vampires Suck, does indeed, suck.

BTW, it's sad to see this movie get any reviews above 2 stars. Very sad.