Under the Tuscan Sun: Review By B. Alan Orange

Sep 22nd, 2003 by B. Alan Orange
DAMMIT! Parts of my body will never heal. Will I be able to forget I saw this movie and learn to smile? Someday
  • OVERALL
    0.5
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
Hell Mission Statement #40079: Under the Tuscan Sun

It's the midnight witching hour. Can't you hear the distant screams? I stayed awake all through this open-heart surgery. Some of the people in attendance died. If you see them topside, will you hug them for me? Parts of my body will never heal. Will I be able to forget I saw this movie and learn to smile? Someday

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