Undead: Review By some_deadguy

The first death was awesome, granny got what was coming to her. Inventive, it's nice to see a different take on the WHY factor. It only takes ten minutes for the fun to begin and for the length of the film doesnt stop. Now at first i was confused with this film, theres this whole thing with grasshoppers at the beginning, kinda weird but it all ties together in the end. And then theres this guy, the guy in the hat. I hate him. Hes not only a terrible actor, hes probally actually a dink in real life too. I hate how these AHAB characters in movies have a perfect understanding of the crisis on hand with out any thing to base it off. Also, why was he just randomly out and about with his shot guns, poised and ready to kill these said "zombies"?

20 minutes in and I'm getting really annoyed with this guy in the hat. Half an hour in and I hate this f*cking guy in the hat. Oh great, now a flashback on hat boy. Alright I take it back, the flashback was actually the best scene yet and explains a few more things, you know, like those key details that make a movie work, plus I howled with laughter.

Ah man, 40 mins in and hat boy is still alive. And I thought he was supposed to be a fisher man, so why does he have spurs on his rubber boots? Come on people, cosistancy.

At least at this point in the film, our female lead is starting to regain her bearings and the cops, yeah well, f*ck the cops.

SIDE NOTE: a new set of windshield wipers, about $40.00 Using them to clear away zombie blood splatter.....priceless.

52 mins in and now hat boy has a cough, is something wrong? I hope so. Two minutes later and the cops get it, YES.

Oh man, give me a break. Now hat boys getting naked and were going to be subjected to some male, aussie ass shots, wonderful.

Cool, I think that was the first recorded death by energy drink caught on film.

It takes 1 hour and 9 mins for the female lead to step up to bat. I'd do her, she was "miss Berkeley" after all, but now shes pissed. Right after we get to see a cool shot involving a helicopter propeller. Looks good. I like it.

ANOTHER SIDE NOTE: I love scenes depicting cows getting messed up.

At this point, its twisted, but I'm starting to understand, except for the fact that there is so much air traffic over the small country dirbyshire of Berkeley.

"You'd be the entree in a smorgus board of brain food" hat boy.

Is everything ok. I hope not, tell me no, noooo!

OK final thoughts, it was wrapped up in ahhh, a fence. watch this one, its plan nine from outer-space meets the stupids.