Twilight: Review By KarakoStaiglin

Jul 29th, 2009 by KarakoStaiglin
AMAZINGGGGGGG MOVIE !!!!!!! BEST EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y'ALL HATERZZZ R UGLIIII!!!!!!!! ... Just Kidding
  • OVERALL
    0.5
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
Nearly everybody in the modern world has heard of Twilight, why? Because the annoying delusional fans keep screaming about it and squealing at the mere sight of Robert Pattinson (who hates Twilight himself, I may add.) But I'll just concentrate on the attention deficit Twilight movie right now.

There's not much to say because there's not much content or quality. It has a storyline a 6 year old could have thought of (no offense to 6 year olds.) the whole newcomer comes to town. There was no acting as it felt like the actors were trying to read cue cards hidden just out of view, just reading them off like they've got nothing better to do. Make-up was bad, because I'm affirmative not everybody in a single area can be paper white at once.

So many things to say about a movie that has so little.

Don't spend money on it. Fan or not.

Do you like this review?

Comments (3)

  1. Fallenlords

    As a Vampire Flick it sucked big time, no pun intended. As a romance, chick flick type of thing .... I have seen worse. So no doesn't work as a Vampire Flick, passable as a Love Story type of thing.

    3 years agoby @fallenlordsFlag

  2. Bryan Yentz

    This is one stupid movie. There are pieces that aren't too bad, but that's all overshadowed by the ridiculous whole. Right on about "so many things to say about a movie that has so little."

    3 years agoby @bryanyentzFlag

  3. 313td

    Damn,it wasn't that bad!

    3 years agoby @313tdFlag