'Transformers: Dark of the Moon' Review By Diaigma

One Paragraph Review Competition 3
  • OVERALL
    3.0
    WORTHY
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
Explosions. Hot booty shots. Big explosions. Geeky lead. Bigger explosions. Turncoat plot. MASSIVE explosions! Optimus is a BEAST in a typical Bay film.

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Comments (21)

  1. THE JOKER

    @diaigma haha hilarious!!!

    2 years agoby @mcleve02Flag

  2. Ghostman

    @diaigma This gave me laugh1 well done, it's Epic!

    3 years agoby @ghostmanFlag

  3. Worth5Bucks

    this is so great! that definitely made my movieweb week! @diaigma

    3 years agoby @mattbierwagenFlag

  4. Diaigma

    @XxNickTheFilmCriticXx - thanks, man. You're right. I was clowning with this one. Didn't have it in me to do my usual thing with this one.

    @dan, @corey, @moviefreak97 - thanks, guys :P

    3 years agoby @diaigmaFlag

  5. Nicholaus XX

    @diaigma -- While far from your usual work, this was pretty decent, in a humorous manner. I'm still having mixed feelings for this one. Regardless, nice attempt.

    3 years agoby @XxNickTheFilmCriticXxFlag

  6. MovieFreak97

    Now THAT'S a paragraph sir!

    3 years agoby @moviefreak97Flag

  7. Dan

    Greatest review ever written.

    3 years agoby @dan1Flag

  8. Corey W.

    @diaigma HAHAHAH. Great stuff dude. You made my night man. You went really deep in detail here :P

    3 years agoby @coreyFlag

  9. Monkeyiron 2.0

    no prob now back 2 cybertron

    3 years agoby @monkeyiron2-0Flag

  10. Diaigma

    @insertusernamehere - thanks. I haven't written reviews in so long I totally forgot that XP

    @bawnian-dexeus, @moviewiz00, @SherlockHolmes2009, @Salem677, @monkeyiron2-0 - thanks, guys :P

    Now to review Potter, finally!

    3 years agoby @diaigmaFlag

  11. K.Guy

    XD

    3 years agoby @kguyFlag

  12. SherlockHolmes2009

    I didnt think anyone could do a decent review in one paragraph but you did. Nice one

    3 years agoby @SherlockHolmes2009Flag

  13. Monkeyiron 2.0

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OPTIMUS F*CKED THOSE DECEPTICONS UP BOY AWESOME REVIEW @diaigma 3 CHEERS 4 THE AUTOBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    3 years agoby @monkeyiron2-0Flag

  14. Salem6777

    great review... i think lol

    3 years agoby @Salem6777Flag

  15. T.Clark

    @diaigma Just wanna point out, though, that you gave everything 5 stars except the final score haha

    3 years agoby @insertusernamehereFlag

  16. T.Clark

    I disagree with the score, but it has my vote :P

    3 years agoby @insertusernamehereFlag

  17. moviegeek

    @diaigma true to that.

    3 years agoby @moviegeekFlag

  18. Diaigma

    @moviegeek - better yet, unexpected :P

    3 years agoby @diaigmaFlag

  19. moviegeek

    @diaigma Well this is... unique :P ha.

    3 years agoby @moviegeekFlag