Timber Falls: Review By The CryptKeeper

Jul 17th, 2008 by The CryptKeeper
Better than the average straight to video slasher.
  • OVERALL
    3.0
    WORTHY
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
I was debating on weather I give thia 3 or 3.5 stars, and I think it deserves a 3.3, but that isn't possibe, so it's a 3 for me!

This part of my review will make this sound like the worst movie ever, and trust me. So a couple are on a hiking trail. They stop for a second, in the middle of the trail, they don't hide anywhere, and they START to have sex, but because they are rudly inturrupted by other SUPPOSID hikers. They are very wierd, and threatining. When they leave, the wife asks the man to throw away the gun. RETARDED! Then they are stupid enough to stay and not leave. Like those guys are gone for good... lame.

But aside that this movie isn't terrible, but it reminded me of too much other horror films. They are by a lake and there's a deformed freak, Friday the 13th ring any bells. And many other flicks may come to mind.

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Comments (9)

  1. The CryptKeeper

    well, XJ, it's worth a watch.. once, but dont expect a whole heck of a lot

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  2. XJWS79

    Ok it's on dvd but my video store still doesn't have it.

    4 years agoby @xjws79Flag

  3. The CryptKeeper

    well, thanks.

    and if people know one of theyre friends die, or they know some killer is out there, there is at least one group of 2, who has a little pleasure, then death! Classic horror movie mistake.

    love all 3 SCREAM films btw.

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  4. BlizZzario, Bizniches

    Click the thumbs up, it work fine for me,

    BlizZzard

    4 years agoby @blizzzardFlag

  5. BlizZzario, Bizniches

    That sh*t sounds terrible, and they broke one of the movie rules (Scream), you have sex you die, and they think if they change the weapon, the killers uses, means the movie is completely different, and that's why these movies fail/go straight to video.

    BlizZzard

    4 years agoby @blizzzardFlag

  6. The CryptKeeper

    oh, and glad my review helped. It's pretty much a remake of Lake Dead, or maybe Lake Dead is a remake of this? don't know which came first. But its set in the wood, like Lake Dead, and it sort of has the same type of plot.

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  7. The CryptKeeper

    How do you click helpful, because it doesn't work whenever I click it on anyone's review for anything!!

    liike your Reign of Fire review

    WAHT AM I DOING WRONG!!!!!???????

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  8. XJWS79

    Yes I found this helpful because now,I know it's on dvd.

    4 years agoby @xjws79Flag

  9. XJWS79

    I've been looking for this movie, it does sound like Friday the 13th, Lake Dead, Sleep away Camp.

    4 years agoby @xjws79Flag