The Reeds: Review By MovieGuy

So I'm back with more reviews and I thought what would be a better movie to review then "The Reeds"? The Reeds filmed by "Director" Nick Cohen, is 90 mins of pure crap; It's like if children of the corn and I know what you did last summer had a bastard child, that would be this movie. The acting is laughable painful for starters, The charactors where the most unlikeable; in fact you find yourself hoping for some of the charatcors to die first. If only this was a comedy, then this movie wouldn't be too bad (sarcasm). The visuals are so bad I thought I was watching a amateur porn, film with a really bad hand held camera.

It's really hard to f*ck up horror, all you have to do is, put in a sh*t load of blood, t*ts, marijuana and alcohol in your movie and allakhazam!; You have a horror movie. The directing is piss poor, thats one of the biggest problems with this movie; I think this guy may feel more at home on a porn set. I really don't want to spend to much time on all of the sub-categories, so I'm just going to call this, like I see this; A big pile of crap. The story is retarded and the f*cking antagonist is the same as I know what you did last summer.

So to conclude this review, save your money and go rent a good film. This one goes into the trash.