The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor: Review By The First Avenger: JohnnyBlaze

let me start by saying this was one of the worst movies ive ever seen. (this coming from the guy who seen all the movies vin diesel starred in)were should i begin.... hmm well let me start with the overly loooong prologue. which took alot more time then it should have. (this coming from a movie that was a complete waste of time)which explains how ol Jet li took over asia as a general and wishes to become imortal. turning to a witch he later betrays she turns him and his army into stone. the special effects actually make it look like hes turning into chocolate.(which led to my biggest complaint: arnent mummys suposta be...uh Mumified?) the wich actually becomes imortal herself.... while pregnent.... now later we meet her hot 20 somthing daughter... now correct me if i'm wrong. but arent imortals not supposto age? wouldent that make her eternaly pregnant? after that we meet brendon's "son" and i mean c'mon, i had an easier time believing Jet Li was his father. We also meet his mother played by Maria Bello with the worst accent ive ever heard. (maddona has a more believable british accent!)later we see Li in statue form (but in tottaly different pose then when he first transformed(huh?) which triggers a chariot chase thru the streets. (hmmm after thousands of years in stone he sure knows his way around town, maybe he has GPS in his chariot)oh it gets worse... later Brendon and the others travel to the himilayias sub zero weather with no more than a red nose. Then came the worst part: the Yetties.... Apparently Yetties speak Chinese and watch football. as one kicks a bad guy in the air while another signals a field goal.... yeah that was it for me as i stormed out, punching the movie theatre in the face for selling me the ticket. suprisenly he smiled and said happens all the time since it opened.