The Men Who Stare at Goats: Review By OhTheFilmNerd

George Clooney Plays a Jedi Warrior, who controls things with his mind, especially goats beating hearts.

Ewan McGregor plays a reporter, and looks in on the past of the Battalion that was created years ago by Jeff Bridges, and was thwarted by Kevin Spacey.

Why do I not remember the names of the main characters, as it is not compelling, realistic, whether its a true story or not, it is not fun, funny, charismatic or hip or entertaining at all.

Full of crude jokes, based around dim things, the odd whack job characters don't bring to mind realism. Its Bizarre, over long and shoddily made.

The pacing is a joke, with just the basis of an old Jedi warrior telling the tale, while driving around, getting kidnapped, high jacked, its not, not, not fun to watch. the script is baffling, the only one i truly loved to watch was both actors actually Jeff And Spacey bringing charm and honesty to what they are doing: A SHAMBOLIC MOVIE THAT NEEDS PICKIN' Up

George is a loon, woop woop, no boo boo not funny or hysterical, dim, Ewan sounds like a constipated hillbilly.

Overall Shambolic, Dim Witted Crass Comedy With Two Great Leading Stars Who Are Reduced To Nothing Here.

But still shine a light down the dark hole.