The Love Guru: Review By The CryptKeeper

Sep 21st, 2008 by The CryptKeeper
What... the... hell... is... this... sh*t?
  • OVERALL
    0.0
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
This is a perfect example of why I hate comedies. They are just stupid, and full of embarrassing jokes.

I am not surprised that Mike Myers did this, because he is a blundering idiot. But how did they get Ben Kingsley to play his short role? They must have paid him a lot of money. I mean a LOT of money. Jessica Alba is the only reason the visuals got a star. She is better than this, come on. Why does she do these comedies that are just stupid, and nasty, like Good Luck Chuck, and Meet Bill. No wonder many moviewebbers trash her so much. I have tried to defend her to the best of my abilities, but it is hard when she does these piles of sh*t. I thought she did good in films like Sin City, Awake, and The Eye. I didn't watch enough of this movie to judge her performance. I think she is doing her best to make her way to the top, and some day win an Oscar, and movies like this aren't helping! So Jessica, if you read this (I'm sure she won't) please stop doing these.

Overall a terrible movie. Rent it, so that way you can take the copy and burn it, so you will save some poor soul from renting this garbage.

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Comments (12)

  1. The Dark Knight

    llol jk

    5 years agoby @thedarkknight23Flag

  2. The CryptKeeper

    ugh

    5 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  3. The Dark Knight

    ha the chemistry between you two lol

    5 years agoby @thedarkknight23Flag

  4. The CryptKeeper

    Why, vamp, why? I thought you hated crude comedys?

    thanks, Lost Girl. At least there's SOME knowlegabe people out there!

    just kidding, vamp ;)

    5 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  5. The Lost Girl

    Totally agree with you on this crypt. Turned it off after approx. 15 minutes. Lame as hell and NOT the least bit funny or witty.

    5 years agoby @trinity7694Flag

  6. Vamp

    Good review, Crypt. I liked this movie, though. As you know XD! Good review, again!

    5 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  7. The CryptKeeper

    sh*t! I found a spelling error. damn you movieweb for not letting me edit this!

    5 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  8. The CryptKeeper

    yes. Finally it posted the RIGHT way!!!

    5 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  9. The CryptKeeper

    Well MB123, I do like comedys... if they are clesn. Meaning no sex jokes or anything referring to "private" parts of the male and female body. I hae those kinds of jokes, and this one had just too many!! I like british humor. SHaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and In Bruges. Tropic Thunder was awesome as well. I could't sit through the whole movie either. That's why the review is so short.

    thanks

    and..... WTF!?!?!? everyone-

    try at the top typing in "the love guru". then click on it, and go to the reviews. You will find that ramasscreen is the first to review this movie... not me. But from here, it doesnt even show rama's review. Its like mine took it's place. also, this isnt showing on my profile as one of my "theratricle reviews". sorry i cant spell. lol someone try it, i am going to go tell one of my friends who might be able to fix all this

    5 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  10. The Dark Knight

    nice mb123

    5 years agoby @thedarkknight23Flag

  11. MovieBuff

    Laughter is good for the soul Crypt. So if you don't like comedies... learn to.

    I saw this in the theater back in June when it came out and thought it was one of the worst movies of the year. Just this past week, I rented it to review it and post the review on this site. Ugh.... I got like 1/4 of the way through and shut it off. I couldn't sit through this piece of crap again.

    HORRIBLE. Nice review.

    5 years agoby @moviebuff123Flag

  12. Moviemaster75

    yea, this movie looked bad. but mike myers isnt a blubbering idiont, in some of his movies maby but i like him in "Auesten Powers" check out my "Behind enemy lines" review

    5 years agoby @moviemaster75Flag