What... the... hell... is... this... sh*t?
I am not surprised that Mike Myers did this, because he is a blundering idiot. But how did they get Ben Kingsley to play his short role? They must have paid him a lot of money. I mean a LOT of money. Jessica Alba is the only reason the visuals got a star. She is better than this, come on. Why does she do these comedies that are just stupid, and nasty, like Good Luck Chuck, and Meet Bill. No wonder many moviewebbers trash her so much. I have tried to defend her to the best of my abilities, but it is hard when she does these piles of sh*t. I thought she did good in films like Sin City, Awake, and The Eye. I didn't watch enough of this movie to judge her performance. I think she is doing her best to make her way to the top, and some day win an Oscar, and movies like this aren't helping! So Jessica, if you read this (I'm sure she won't) please stop doing these.
Overall a terrible movie. Rent it, so that way you can take the copy and burn it, so you will save some poor soul from renting this garbage.
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