The Human Centipede (First Sequence): Review By J.P.

Apr 20th, 2011 by J.P.
They're making a sequel and I'm not happy....
  • OVERALL
    0.5
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
WTF? I'm not going to even do a real review of this movie. I just going to say DO NOT WATCH THIS UNDER ANY CIRC*MSTANCES! This movie was utterly disturbing and sickening and after watching it I was left physically ill. I can't even recommend this to the sickest sickos. What's worse is the a sequel, The Human Centipede (Full Sequence), is being made which will feature a 12-person centipede which I can't even wrap my head around.

Overall, this films fails. Stupid characters, in every sense of the word, and Immenslt ineffective horror concept the fails to scare and instead disturbs and sickens.

.5 out of 5. If I could rate it lower, I would.

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Comments (4)

  1. Rated-X

    I'm not happy with this "COMMENT"

    9 months agoby @rated-xFlag

  2. skywise

    A short review but this is exactly what i was thinking. While not as disgusting as it could be i found this film highly overated.

    1 year agoby @skywiseFlag

  3. J.P.

    @corey Yeah. Have mercy. It's my first written review. Spoken reviews of mine are better. :)

    1 year agoby @jptheredskullFlag

  4. Corey

    I didn't even find it that disturbing. A bandage covered all their faces so nothing was actually shown. Same rating, though.

    Since you ranted the whole time this review seemed a little rushed, so there is a couple errors in the beginning. A crappy movie though so no need for a written out review on the film. :)

    1 year agoby @coreyFlag