The Human Centipede (First Sequence): Review By The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected
Hey girls! Hey mister! What an insane world we live in.
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OVERALL4.0GREAT
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It is about two girls visiting Germany, and are driving somewhere, and their car gets a flat tire. They end up exiting the car and looking around for help. They spot a near by house, and knock on the door. The person who answers it is a very strange man, who acts susp*cious constantly, but the two girls are desperate, so they stick with him and ask to call a tow truck. He drugs them, and they wake up in a hospital-like area, and this is where the strange man introduces himself as Dr. Heiter, and tells them he will sew them together, "mouth-to-anus". But you probably already knew this story line. Pretty disgusting, huh? Well, viewers may be comforted by the fact that very little violence is shown, and absolutely no excrement. The Human Centipede (First Sequence) is more of a psychological mind-f*ck. You put yourself in the situation, and then you feel sick. But with that said, the movie is still fairly tame. Just wait until Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) and 2013's Human Centipede III (Final Sequence).
Dieter Laser is very perfect as Dr. Heiter. They could not have gotten someone else better. His voice acting is subtly comical, yet demented at the same time. As for the two female leads, while I have seen worse in independent horror films, they still leave something to be desired. In the beginning, before they get sewed together, their voice acting is not very good, and they act almost annoying.
Tom Six is the director. He has not done much of anything, with only a few titles under his belt. He is mostly known for this "Centi-series" he's got going. But Tom Six is a great director because he really knows what he wants. He does not want to make a complicated, drawn out film. He wants to make a shocking piece of cinema. He has no intentions of making the next Serbian FIlm, just a movie that is flat out gory and disturbing. He stated that this was his build up to the sequel. And the sequel is a build up to the third film.
The Human Centipede is not a film that should be sat down and analyzed closely. While maybe a little bit more time could have been spent on it, it still accomplishes it's goal. Being the first film in horror's most disturbing and disgusting series.

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The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected
@The-Mudder-F-cking-Loud-Killer what was the short film, and can i see it any way? but thats so cool! and sorry if this is like 20 questions or something. haha
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Geekster
@crypt we worked on a short film together :L We are creativley different! I miss the mad prick tbh! showed it at FrightFest- yes im i am british but born in Holland soooo kinda of me and Tom got something in common there lol!
6 months agoby @The-Mudder-F-cking-Loud-KillerFlag
The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected
@The-Mudder-F-cking-Loud-Killer haha he says he can always get funding, does this mean you tried to make a production once? and I'd be jealous if it were Craven too, since Scream is one of my favorite horror series, but so is HC, so Im very jealous. I feel I can relate a lot to Tom Six, because I've had similar outlines to screenplays and even one or 2 that were similar in the fact of pushing the limits, so to say.
6 months agoby @cryptFlag
Geekster
latley i mentioned to him Way back he said he was going to be the main villian and i was like yeah right but when you actually confirmed it i emailed him and said "you f*cking idiot-now you have reason for people to criticise you and call you a freak" he merely replied "but i am the evil that surrounds you- by the way do you want a HC3 production hat" :L he's a bit frantic but great guy
6 months agoby @The-Mudder-F-cking-Loud-KillerFlag
Geekster
@crypt yeah- last saw him way beck when he was shooting THC2- yeah- Jealous, pah dude be J if it was Wes Craven or John Carpenter- i just riff off him and he riffs off me: " at least i can get funding" he always barks at me when i moan about THC2
6 months agoby @The-Mudder-F-cking-Loud-KillerFlag
The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected
@The-Mudder-F-cking-Loud-Killer Dude for real? You know Tom Six?? Im jealous as hell.
6 months agoby @cryptFlag
Geekster
Tom Six and i have a odd friendship- met him way back before his horror days- im open with him about it- he just shrugs and goes "its sick, and it works" sadly i have not seen him since 2011 but stay in close contact!
6 months agoby @The-Mudder-F-cking-Loud-KillerFlag
The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected
@The-Mudder-F-cking-Loud-Killer O.o ok! haha
6 months agoby @cryptFlag
Geekster
@crypt i dont like what it tried to do with the series- i go back to it every so often to try and attach a kiche to it!
6 months agoby @The-Mudder-F-cking-Loud-KillerFlag
The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected
@The-Mudder-F-cking-Loud-Killer Thought you said you didn't like part 2?
6 months agoby @cryptFlag
Geekster
i like this series
6 months agoby @The-Mudder-F-cking-Loud-KillerFlag