The Haunting in Connecticut: Review By sloog2

The Haunting is like a souped up version of "Poltergeist"- reasons being, i'm too tired to list!

So... This teenage boy has cancer and he's slowly getting worse forcing his now sadly divorced mother to move even closer to the hospital he attends in Connecticut in order to make his trips there less time consuming. In short- the first night's alright! Then, there's some ghost with a serious ectoplasmic puking problem (Will someone give this kid a mento or something-no joke!) who's been severely burnt to a crisp, a sappy story of a lonesome boy with cancer whom no one seems to understand besides this creepy ass priest, some minorly shocking hauntings, and an almost deadly game of hide-and-seek.

This film will make your bodily fluids feel uneasy, so for your convenience don't go out and buy a fruit smoothie from "orange Julius" (Look at that, Company advertising in a written movie review!) and intend on drinking it in peace or have your friend do a dane cook impression of "and the pickles..." while watching this film (or any impression or food & drink for that matter)

Just some quick tips-

1. The beginning keeps you wondering for about 5 minutes if you paid for a doc*mentary or a horror film

2. There is ectoplasmic and normal puking throughout

3. Quite a "disturbing" film for only a "PG-13" rating!

4. Just because it's a horror film doesn't mean it can't also be a sad film about a boy with cancer

5. Orange Julius makes some very nasty flavored fruit smoothies... leave me a comment against or for Orange julius smoothies- Please & Thank you!

Hopefully your ready for all of that in 100 minutes!!! 'Cuz I sure as hell wasn't! "I don't remember eating corn!"- just kidding!