The Happening: Review By flink

Bad, Bad, Bad. But then there's Zooey...
  • OVERALL
    2.5
    WORTHY
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
I like M. Night Shyamalan's previous work, or a lot of it anyway, but this movie was awful.

Albeit a nice idea, you know, the environment getting revenge for all we've put it through, but it just didn't work. The story was easy enough to follow, I'll give it that, but it was confusing. It just didn't seem to make sense, and felt stupid as all hell. There's not much more I can say about the movie in general, it was rather hollow, so I suppose I'll move on to specifics..

The scenery was beautiful. The old farmhouse was a perfectly suiting location for the scenes it was in, as well as the rest of the scenery. I felt that the location scouts did their job, and they did them well. To bad it couldn't save the movie.

Shyamalan is certainly talented, and once again his directing wasn't completely awful, but again, it just wasn't enough to save it. And then the writing, oh God, the writing... 'nough said..

I'm not a big Mark Wahlberg fan. He wasn't good in the Italian Job, Max Payne, The Perfect Storm, Four Brothers... I could go on. But I did enjoy his performance in I Heart Huckabees, very unexpectedly. Needless to say, his performance in this movie once again didn't impress me, though by now I expect it.

But then... there's Zooey. On the top of my top 5 favourite actresses list, just the fact that she's in this movie, motivates me enough to actually buy it (granted, I won't spend more than $5). She got them all 3.5 starts for the acting.

So overall Shyamalan, you did a half-ass job, but I loved you once, so I love you still.

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Comments (10)

  1. Buckshot

    I'm still on the fence about viewing this movie. I keep reading bad publicity on it.

    3 years agoby @buckshotFlag

  2. ed_wood

    This movie was aweful and it wasn't Wahlbergs fault. He's been good in everything except Max Payne.

    3 years agoby @ed-woodFlag

  3. Shelley

    I know I am in the minority, but I liked this film.

    3 years agoby @shelleyFlag

  4. Red Camera Man

    This movie did suck, but it was a little better than "Lady In The Water" which was one of the worst movies I've seen! At least Zooey Deschanel was really HOT in this movie, though! "The Happening" does have some bloody parts that I like, but it still sucked, not like "Lady In The Water" still. Nice review by the way.

    3 years agoby @redcameramanFlag

  5. 313td

    Good review.

    3 years agoby @313tdFlag

  6. flink

    GOOD. hah.
    Yeah, I think a lot of people did. I'm quite picky.

    3 years agoby @flinkFlag

  7. The CryptKeeper

    Yea, people swaer here all the time. lol

    Good review! But I liked this a lot more than you did...

    3 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  8. flink

    I'll undo it. Wasn't sure what I could get away with.

    3 years agoby @flinkFlag

  9. The CryptKeeper

    Hmmmm.... you don't need to block out "ass" there at the end.

    3 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  10. Rlt9009

    good review but I disagree about Mark Wahlberg in Four Brothers and the Perfect Storm. "YES" Max Payne did suck, he wasn't the right one for that part.

    3 years agoby @rlt9009Flag