The Happening: Review By PypeBomb

Jun 18th, 2008 by PypeBomb
It almost happened...kinda like HEATH LEDGER'S 1st couple of suicide attempts.
  • OVERALL
    3.0
    WORTHY
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  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
When I saw the trailer for this movie I was pumped like a roid-ragin' mother f*cker half-twisted on whiskey and weed...

I went out to see it on opening night...

The movie started off GREAT, but it lost steam before the real excitement had a chance to begin. Shamma-lamma-ding-dong could have really taken this one to a new level of fear and depravity, but instead he collapses into a sniveling-weak-knee'd f*ggot just like (you know who)...if you don't know, then see some of my other reviews.

I gotta tell ya, the best movies of the year are as follows:

1. Cloverfield

2. Rambo

3. ?????????~ haven't seen anything worth making the list.

Indiana jones was dog sh*t. Speed Racer was dog sh*t. Iron Man...dunno, ain't seen it yet. Will The Dark Knight make the list???

Not if Heath Ledger is sucking c*ck and packin' fudge like he did in BB-Mtn.

The End?

P. Bizzle

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Comments (18)

  1. GK

    SH*T YOU TALK ABOUT HEATH LEDGER LIKE THAT.

    4 years agoby @indianajonesFlag

  2. The Dark Knight

    I plan on plastering this perverts face everywhere.

    4 years agoby @thedarkknight23Flag

  3. JR

    hey what

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  4. The Dark Knight

    hey man

    4 years agoby @thedarkknight23Flag

  5. JR

    not only is he ugly he is gay and ugh like little boys. im realy pissed at you for dissing heath but nothing i can say will change the fact that your a dick and a f*gg

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  6. Ashley05

    omg your ugly hehehe

    4 years agoby @ashley05Flag

  7. CARNAGE

    This guys a dick, And Cloverfeild and Rambo are not the top 2 movies of 08 there dumbass. Rambo sucked ass because Stallone is too old and Cloverfeild was barely even good. U GOT A BAD TASTE IN MOVIES THERE FAT ASS!

    4 years agoby @critic500Flag

  8. GunsNRoses

    calm down my friend

    4 years agoby @gunsnrosesFlag

  9. LeoNiDas

    wow get this guy a blowup doll

    4 years agoby @leonidasFlag

  10. JoLiSsA

    THIS DUDE WTF

    4 years agoby @lostfreakFlag

  11. CARNAGE

    Ur a f*cking f*ggot! I kno ur cool because u talk sh*t over a computer. I bet ur fat ass couldnt even get off the couch! F*cking Prick!

    4 years agoby @critic500Flag

  12. Bragg

    Ok, I agree that Cloverfield was the sh*t, but this guy's still an idiot. Hey everyone, go comment my reviews please? I wanna see what ya'll think. Thanks.

    4 years agoby @bragg1Flag

  13. Brian

    Pbizzle. Sniffle Sniffle.

    4 years agoby @brianFlag

  14. JR

    ok you are a f*gg no more of you sh*thead

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  15. Vamp

    "a roid-ragin' mother f*cker half-twisted on whiskey and weed...?"

    That's as far as I even wanted to go. Although, I don't know why I even bothered to read this review. I will see this because I know I will end up liking it anyway.

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  16. CelluloidDreams

    Basically it's a half-hour Twilight Zone episode blown up to feature length.

    4 years agoby @2movieguysFlag

  17. T.Clark

    I liked this movie...sh*thead

    4 years agoby @insertusernamehereFlag

  18. CARNAGE

    Yea i heard this movie lost sp*ce too! I still wanna see it though. And damn, you have mad sh*t agianst Heath Ledger.

    4 years agoby @critic500Flag