The Green Hornet: Review By TheMerchandise

Jan 18th, 2011 by TheMerchandise
Super Green
  • OVERALL
    5.0
    SUPERB
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
When i first saw the trailer to this movie, I thought it was going to be complete and utter bullsh*t. But I'm completely proven wrong. This movie was fantastic even though i didn't want to waste my three fifty on this it was still a good flick.

And did i mention how pointless Cameron diaz was. She's hideous and completely pointless. I could have thought of many films of this year she could've been in besides this. Bad move for a women of such stature as her.

The asian dude kicks ass. The Main bad guy is killed with two table sticks stabbed into both of his eyes.

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Comments (3)

  1. IlikePie202

    and if you spoil the end, at least put a "-SPOILER ALERT-" thing!

    2 years agoby @Ilikepie202Flag

  2. IlikePie202

    horrible review. you're not supposed to give away the ending, smart ass. I was going to see this. no one wants to be spoiled, don't you know that? And get names for these actors, instead of saying "asian dude", and how the f*ck do you not know the character's name after seeing a 2 hour movie about them? explain more. instead of spoiling the end, why don't you give more info. on the aspects of the film?

    2 years agoby @Ilikepie202Flag

  3. GreatCritic

    dude, explain.

    2 years agoby @TheAbsolutelyPhenomenalCriticFlag