The Dark Knight: Review By vortep

Jul 7th, 2008 by vortep
''The best movie you will experience''
  • OVERALL
    5.0
    SUPERB
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
My friend is working in a local cinema and they have the movie as he get me with the personal to watch it

OMG!!! This is one of the most phenomenal movies you'' ever see!!!And i will not give any spoilers but the interrogation scene is AMAZING! Not 5 star but 10 from me.

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Comments (43)

  1. St. Bitches

    Well the guy who wrote this review is!

    4 years agoby @jremydFlag

  2. Vamp

    I do now. I had hoped you really weren't THAT stupid when it comes to our English language.

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  3. St. Bitches

    Ummm... You do know I was making fun of this review right?

    4 years agoby @jremydFlag

  4. Radimus-83

    *looks amazed and confused*

    4 years agoby @radimus-83Flag

  5. Vamp

    ......*tilts head in utter amazement*

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  6. St. Bitches

    I personal movie see get on Friday. Me friend with Heath, movie get to see before filming started. I crank up to 11! Mmmm Popcorn!

    You Freakin Goon!

    4 years agoby @jremydFlag

  7. Vamp

    This is absolute rubbish.....I believe not a word. Thanks for the update too ComicBookFan(Not sarcasm).

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  8. CBF

    You can get a free ticket to The Dark Knight if you buy Batman Begins right now on DVD

    4 years agoby @comicbookfanFlag

  9. JR

    no he is telling the truth his name is david he is my friend and before i got fired me and hin saw it asclowns

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  10. The Dark Knight

    ha

    4 years agoby @thedarkknight23Flag

  11. account-closed

    If his seen it or not, The point is. His review is POINTLESS!!!!!!!

    4 years agoby @account-closedFlag

  12. PUNISHER

    Where did you learn to read and write? Please, if you are going to write bullsh*t like this, learn how to write better.

    4 years agoby @cerealkillerFlag

  13. The Narrator: The Better Man

    Totally fake. And I agree with Marc. There should be some theaters with the film already.

    4 years agoby @narratorFlag

  14. CARNAGE

    Okay Blizzard, Its my choice to run my mouth alright. I just dont believe that he saw it. And im just reading this reveiw for the first time since i commented last. I just didnt belive. Didnt mean to cuss at him.

    4 years agoby @critic500Flag

  15. The Kwisatz Haderach

    I work for a large theater company we dont have prints yet, not saying I doubt him just saying the theater company I work for hasnt recieved prints as of yet.

    4 years agoby @the-kwisatz-haderachFlag

  16. Jared_Feller

    I believe him even if u dont radimus

    "Why So Serious?"

    4 years agoby @joka190Flag

  17. slysnide

    True. Did you read my 3 reasons for it? I think #2 really hits it on this one as to why it's most definitely a fake.

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  18. Marcusx

    its not fair for BB to say they havent released prints yet, cuz the movie is gonna be out in less than 2 weeks. im sure some theaters have it. its possible that they had some theater employees been givin the oppurtunity to see an advanced screening before the general public. but lets face it, he hasnt seen sh*t.

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  19. slysnide

    Perhaps. I've never looked at any of his reviews since I've heard from Phat among others that the guy is a real douchebag. But I'm not sure. I accepted his friend request prior to knowing all of this data. But everyone apparently knows that cuz I haven't been getting any comments about it on my wall, save for Phat who was just giving me a nice heads up about it.

    And by the way, I commented on your "Nightmare Man" review moments ago.

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  20. The CryptKeeper

    maybe he is online... watching us.

    and whats the deal with leondias? Just a pypebomb wanna be?

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  21. slysnide

    Possible, but Pypebomb's excuse for being so evil was cuz he hadn't been taking pills. (Yeah right). Yet if that were true, then he'd greatly enjoy responding to everyone else's berating of him, since if it was cuz he was off his pills that he wrote those bad reviews, then it'd tick him off that much more to find that people hate him (though understandably). And he hasn't done any other popular reviews since then, nor do I think he's written any, and probably cuz he never had a problem, but more so cuz he realized that his joke could go on no longer by the threat of MovieWeb emails to shut down his account permanently, along with the deletion of all his bad reviews, which have since been righted by Pypebomb w/out all the angry comments left behind by MovieWebbers. So you can't find those ones anymore. You know what I'm talking about anyway, so I don't needa go further.

    But until vortep shows his stance about our comments, then I'm sticking with my theory. But it's also very possible that he ain't online, and that he just wasn't thinking when he didn't take advantage of the review he was writing, be it real or not.

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  22. The CryptKeeper

    As you can see he has only written one review. That means he is new to stirring up trouble, and we may see more from him. Mybe hes already seen the new James Bond movie, which will also be worth straight 5's and be highly antisipated.

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  23. The CryptKeeper

    sly, perhaps the reason why this clown is not defending himself is because he is not online at this time. I give him till noon tomorrow.

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  24. slysnide

    I agree with BlizZzard on how if you don't respond in a minute by minute debate soon enough, then you forfeit. Same goes for "vortep." And what I mean by that Cryptkeeper is that his goal is the same as Pypebombs was: To tick off the most people on a review so it'll have the most comments, which would make it constantly appearing in the recently commented section, which would attract more and more people to read and respond to it at his leisure. Hence why vortep hasn't replied to anything we've written yet. Plus, if this WAS legit, then he'd be anticipated to read and respond to the comments, as well as defend his review, but he ain't, so by boycotting this review, then he won't accomplish his goal, and will NOT surpass even 100 comments, and perhaps he'll finally write something in confession (or at least to laugh in our faces and say "haha! I got you!" Like Pypebomb was thinking while watching us berate him every minute for something that was a complete charade to begin with...though I kindly doubt it).

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  25. BlizZzario, Bizniches

    Judges=eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    I'm sorry times up, you had your time for a come back and response, you, your mouth, and feel sorry about your damn luck, Vincent

    The BlizZzard

    4 years agoby @blizzzardFlag

  26. Flrep07

    w/e. im not buying into this crap, so i'll just wait until a month after the movie is released because by then i might be able to find tickets and go see the movie. Bring it on July 18! f*cking bring it on!!!

    4 years agoby @flrep07Flag

  27. The CryptKeeper

    good point sly, though I don't understand why you don't want it to pass 100.

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  28. The CryptKeeper

    BlizZzard, I don't get the nimbers thing.

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  29. BlizZzario, Bizniches

    1

    4 years agoby @blizzzardFlag

  30. slysnide

    The only reason they allow you to write reviews prior to the first release is cuz of the premiers. And also the previews. Hence, a few scant people out there can review it. Though I don't know how early theaters receive their prints of new movies. As for this guy, there are 3 major reasons that we know he's lying:

    #1) Everybody already assumes this film to be a straight 5 star rating, so reviewing it as such with no details isn't surprising or shocking enough to get it past 100 comments (though it probably will) {spread the word to boycott this}

    #2) Being the first fan review, then this would be loaded with juicy details to attract the fans, but it ain't. Meaning that this guy missed out on being a majorly popular guy atop everyone's favorite list on MovieWeb for getting the first juicy review in on the most anticipated film of all time for both this site, and for comic book fans.

    And #3) Even if the theater had the prints, there's no logical reason to play it on the screen prior to the opening. The prints aren't opened till the release date anyway, since the company that makes the prints checks them for quality before shipping them out. Plus, if it was played, then somebody woulda noticed, cuz odds are that there'd be 1 employee that ain't crazy about the film that'll report the guy for opening the print.

    So spread the word, and BOYCOTT this review unless this guy updates his review prior to July 16th (first official release date in another country) so that you'll know for sure.

    And if this was legit, then he'd be defending it, but he ain't, so it ain't real.

    SPREAD THE WORD!!! BOYCOTT!!! DON'T LET THIS REACH 100 COMMENTS!!!

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag