The Dark Knight: Review By PypeBomb

Jul 19th, 2008 by PypeBomb
Goddamn! Mother F*cker!
  • OVERALL
    5.0
    SUPERB
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
It absolutely goes without saying that Heath pulled it off in undisputed sadistic fashion. He f*cking carried this movie from start to finish. Beyond a f*cking shadow of doubt; he's the most bad-mother-f*cking terrorist to ever grace the silver screen.

The Dark Knight was one of the most hyped movies in a long time...and that really made me nervous; however, Chris Nolan f*cking put his balls on the line and delivered a hand grenade to the face of the movie going masses.

This is the best goddamn movie I have seen in YEARS! The camera work and effects were totally f*cking badass and the acting was nothing short of top-notch.

If you're in need of having your *sshole torn out; go see this film. All other superhero/comic book films are DOG-SH*T compared to this.

Finally...after a life-time of being let down time and time again from over-hyped movies, comes a film that lives up to every hope that a hard-core cinema fan like me desires. Times like these are truely few and far between.

Hats off to every mother f*cker that was involved in bringing this bitch to the big screen...YOU F*CKING KICK ASS!

Too bad Heath is dead as f*cking fried chicken...I would LOVE to see the Joker come back, kill Batman and burn Gotham to the mother f*cking ground.

OUTSTANDING SON-OF-A-BITCHIN' ACHIEVEMENT !!!

-PypeBomb

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Comments (51)

  1. Newkill3000

    Terrible review.

    3 years agoby @newkill200Flag

  2. MovieBuff

    Just got the weekend estimates for Aug 1... 1 - Dark Knight with 43.8 million and #2 - Mummy 3 with 42.5 million.

    GOOD! Mummy 3 didn't deserve taking the #1 spot away from the Dark Knight. Jesus... this puts the Dark Knight at $395 million.

    Dark Knight should hit 400 million tomorrow making it the fastest movie to do so. The record was previously held by Shrek 2 (which did it in 43 days). This is mind boggling.

    4 years agoby @moviebuff123Flag

  3. GK

    HEY WHY YOU TALK ABOUT HEATH LIKE THAT?

    4 years agoby @indianajonesFlag

  4. JR

    no you shut up kid im sick of your annoying childish bitchin get off the site twirp.

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  5. GK

    WOULD YOU SHUT UP?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?

    4 years agoby @indianajonesFlag

  6. JR

    the kind thats better than your mom.

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  7. GK

    WHAT KIND OF A SOILDER ARE YOU?

    4 years agoby @indianajonesFlag

  8. JR

    keep mouthing off ill keep spaming you and getting you closer to get off this site.

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  9. JR

    you make no sense little boy. everybody told me your 10 and you like suck dicks.

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  10. GK

    I AM NOT 10 YOU JR.

    4 years agoby @indianajonesFlag

  11. JR

    im not stupid you are little annoying prick you cant tell me what to do so shut it. 10 year old this aint no place for you.

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  12. GK

    SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH JR.

    4 years agoby @indianajonesFlag

  13. JR

    dumbass no. dick yes. you dumbass yes.

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  14. GK

    PYPE YOUR A REAL DUM ASS TALKING ABOUT HEATH LEDGER.

    4 years agoby @indianajonesFlag

  15. GK

    I DO HAVE FRIENDS.

    4 years agoby @indianajonesFlag

  16. JR

    stop trying to be nice like you did last time it wont work you have no friends and no life i told the staff about both of you pricks hopefully it will get dickhe*d menace and stupid ass tdk# out of here.

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  17. Menace

    I know i mean Heath Ledger is a great actor. He was the best Joker in my opinon.

    -menace

    4 years agoby @darkknightsucksFlag

  18. GK

    YOU WROTE BAD THINGS ABOUT HEATH LEDGER.

    4 years agoby @indianajonesFlag

  19. JR

    why dont you al shut the f*ck up!!

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  20. GK

    SURRENDER NOW PYPE FREAK!!

    4 years agoby @indianajonesFlag

  21. Menace

    I think i've said that too much. w/e, ur jus a bitch for now

    4 years agoby @darkknightsucksFlag

  22. Menace

    more like u blowing up ur Daddy's dildo bitch!

    4 years agoby @darkknightsucksFlag

  23. JR

    only person who believes you is your slave bitch.

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  24. GK

    HA HA HA

    4 years agoby @indianajonesFlag

  25. Menace

    Jr and Pypebomb are the same people. They act the same. JR is Pypebomb. Pypebomb is JR. there the same person.! I CAUGHT U ASSWHOLE!

    4 years agoby @darkknightsucksFlag

  26. JR

    yeah right pype.

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  27. Menace

    Oh f*ck off im neither of u

    4 years agoby @darkknightsucksFlag

  28. JR

    shut it pype i know its you you have shown all the signs of pypebomb everywhere give it up your not gonna get any friends you imature bastard.

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  29. Menace

    For the last time...I AM NEITHER OF U! ACCEPT THE FACT THAT IM NEITHER OF U STUPID BITCHES! Holy sh*t u make no sense at all! You both think that im the opposite person, GUESS WHAT...are you watching closley, IM NEITHER OF U! So shut the f*ck up and accept that i am new and i am the new asswhole. F*CK OFF!

    -MENACE

    4 years agoby @darkknightsucksFlag

  30. JR

    and oh menace spells right dumbass.

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag