The Caveman's Valentine: Critic Reviews

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RottenTomatoes:   49 reviews
  • Lisa Schwarzbaum Entertainment Weekly (Top Critic)
    59
    There is pleasure in giving oneself up to the gusty swirls of the film's imagery, and especially to the handsome grandeur of its star.
    Full Review » 11 years ago
  • Rita Kempley Washington Post (Top Critic)
    80
    Intriguing, visually startling.
    Full Review » 11 years ago
  • Michael O'Sullivan Washington Post (Top Critic)
    70
    Jackson's convincing portrayal of an untethered psyche scrambling for purchase on the slippery slope of sanity and Lemmons's arresting cinematic vision, in which we see the world through the eyes of a man continually descending into ...madness, is enough.
    Full Review » 11 years ago
  • Jay Carr Boston Globe (Top Critic)
    Dramatically speaking, The Caveman's Valentine is a dead end.
    Full Review » 11 years ago
  • Eric Harrison Houston Chronicle (Top Critic)
    Watching the film, it's easy to imagine how a novel might make the unlikely plot machinations less ludicrous.
    Full Review » 11 years ago
  • Dallas Morning News (Top Critic)
    Loaded down with laughable caricatures and a plot as confused as its protagonist.
    Full Review » 11 years ago
  • Carrie Rickey Philadelphia Inquirer (Top Critic)
    Mood -- and of course Jackson's performance -- sustains the movie.
    Full Review » 11 years ago
  • Susan Stark Detroit News (Top Critic)
    75
    The new film confirms that Lemmons and Jackson are a movie team made in heaven.
    Full Review » 11 years ago
  • Peter Howell Toronto Star (Top Critic)
    Burdened by sloppy plot turns and unbelievable characters.
    Full Review » 11 years ago
  • Ray Conlogue Globe and Mail (Top Critic)
    50
    This is a commercial film with limited ambitions.
    Full Review » 10 years ago
  • David Edelstein Slate (Top Critic)
    Mostly good fun.
    Full Review » 11 years ago
  • Richard Corliss TIME Magazine (Top Critic)
    20
    The Caveman has lapses of logic, but fewer than you will find in George Dawes Green's improbable script.
    Full Review » 11 years ago
  • Nell Minow Common Sense Media
    60
    Complex and violent movie -- not for kids.
    Full Review » 1 year ago
  • Emanuel Levy EmanuelLevy.Com
    25
    A sophomore jinx for Lemmons, an overstuffed drama that fails to satisfy as a murder mystery or as a spiritual redemption saga of a homeless man, disappointingly played by Samuel Jackson (who was misdirected).
    Full Review » 6 years ago
  • Jeffrey Westhoff Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)
    50
    Remember David Helfgott, the concert pianist who goes mad in Shine? Imagine him in dreadlocks and as the star of a detective thriller, and you have a better understanding of The Caveman's Valentine than the people who made it.
    Full Review » 9 years ago
  • Anthony Miele Film Threat
    20
    Really not much more than an urban Scooby Doo episode, only Shaggy is black and with far more facial hair.
    Full Review » 9 years ago
  • Jean Lowerison San Diego Metropolitan
    Jackson struggles mightily with a thankless role which has him doing and saying way too many absurd things.
    Full Review » 10 years ago
  • Robert Denerstein Denver Rocky Mountain News
    50
    Lemmons creates mesmerizing passages, but she can't bring this one to a fulfilling crescendo.
    Full Review » 10 years ago
  • Paul Salfen Supercala.com
    Samuel L. Jackson is awesome...this movie isn't.
    Full Review » 10 years ago
  • Michael W. Phillips, Jr. Goatdog's Movies
    60
    A few great and original developments.
    Full Review » 10 years ago
  • Mark Dujsik Mark Reviews Movies
    63
    It's unfortunate that all this talent is misplaced on what is, essentially, a contrived mystery.
    Full Review » 10 years ago
  • Rob Vaux Flipside Movie Emporium
    75
    Though not as brilliant as Eve's Bayou, The Caveman's Valentine represents an admirable sophomore effort, and a terrific showcase for Samuel L. Jackson.
    Full Review » 11 years ago
  • John J. Puccio DVDTown.com
    60
    ...not enough sustained mystery or suspense for a good crime thriller and not enough unique insights or perceptions for a good character study.
    Full Review » 11 years ago
  • Jeff Vice Deseret News, Salt Lake City
    50
    It's a less-than- compelling drama and a much-less- than-compelling murder mystery, and it squanders a first-rate cast.
    Full Review » 11 years ago
  • Ted Murphy Baseline.Hollywood.com
    70
    The film rests squarely on the capable shoulder of Samuel L. Jackson.
    Full Review » 11 years ago
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