The Cabin in the Woods: Review By meeeeeeeeeee12

In the movie "Cabin in The Woods" a young man named Kameron Loe took a mouse mouse and put it in a cabin. Said cabin resided in the woods, where many relief pitchers worked on their curveballs. One dreadful night in the woods, Minney mouse whisked away Kameron Loe and played a game of super smash bros brawl. MINNEY MOUSE BEAT HIM WITH KIRBY. How that is possible is still unknown in the world of fairies and no one understands why Randy Wolf just tried stealing a base. A band of mexican virgins were throwing frisbees and they were laughing. They were laughing because the head virgin made a joke. Tomato.

A stove is a stove, but no matter where you go, it's not the same.... WITHOUT YOU. I love talking to minney mouse about super smash bros brawl because she always cheats on mickey and uses kirby. The ice climbers were in the woods the other night and found Kameron Loe lying on the ground, looking at the stars. just kidding, he was dead.

~Fun F@ct!~~

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