Teeth: Review By The CryptKeeper

I'm not sure what I expected while watching this. I mean, with a storyline like that, what would you expect? There's so many different things you could do with it. Unfortunately, with this film, it too one of the wrong ones.

In case you don't know the story, it's about some girl who finds out that she has teeth between her legs! Interesting premise. But it took a long time for them to develop it. The film focused more on her finding out exactly what is wrong with her, and little side stories going on.

The acting is really bad. Jess Weixler is the one who has the "problem" between her legs. She did really bad sometimes. I've never seen her before, nor have I heard of her, and I can see why. The rest of the cast didn't do too good either. No one did horrible, but no one did good either.

The director is Mitchell Lichenstien. haven't heard of him either. He made the film bad. I didn't know if it was serious, or comedy. It looked like the sex scenes were suppose comic, and the rest was serious. Very bad directing.

I like to accuse movies that show, or mention the male anatomy gay. but I'm not sure I can do that this time. Though there was some very gay stuff in it. Like, they embarrass the male audience showing the male's crotch after attempting sex with the girl. but they don't embarrass the female audience by showing the teeth... you know where. Man, that's messed up! You don't even get to see her "teeth" at all!

Eh, I guess this wasn't a downright awful film, but they took the totally wrong direction for it. Not really worth the time, but I can see you being curious.