Team America: World Police: Review By Dan

Instead of doing a serious review, let me post all the hilarious lines from this movie. It would be what Matt Stone and Trey Parker would like as a review :)

Gary: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an *sshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f*cked by dicks. But dicks also f*ck *ssholes: *ssholes that just want to sh*t on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with *ssholes their way. But the only thing that can f*ck an *sshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they f*ck too much or f*ck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a p*ssy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of sh*t that they become *ssholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us f*ck this *sshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in sh*t.

Chris: I'll drill two holes through your dick so that when you pee it shoots out in all different directions.

song: ["End of an Act"] I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, When he made Pearl Harbor. / I miss you more than that movie missed the point, And that's an awful lot, girl. / And now, now you've gone away, And all I'm trying to say, is: Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. / I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, He was terrible in that film. / I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, He's way better than Ben Affleck. / And now, all I can think about is your smile, and that sh*tty movie, too! Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. / Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? / I guess Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little bit more than I miss you.

Chris: If you betray us, I'll rip your f*ckin' balls off and stuff them up your ass. So, the next time you sh*t, you'll sh*t all over your balls!

Lisa: Promise me you'll never die.

Gary Johnston: You know I can't promise that.

Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.

Gary Johnston: I promise I'll never die.

Matt Damon: MATT DAMON!

song: [Song] America, f*ck yeah! Comin' again to save the motherf*cking day, yeah! / America, f*ck yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah! / Terrorists, your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to / America, f*ck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls! / America, f*ck yeah! What you gonna do when we come for you now!

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Enough copy and pasting now lol... Anyways, if you haven't seen this, and enjoy South Park type humor, you need to check this out. I was dying laughing in the theater when I saw this, being the immature 18 year old I was back in 04'.