Super Mario Bros.: Review By George Oldale

Super Mario Bros. is a live-action film where two Italian-American plumber siblings, called Mario and Luigi, discovered a parallel universe where dinosaurs evolved into humans after escaping the meteorite. This universe was ruled by the evolved T-Rex, President Koopa who wished to achieve the meteorite piece so he can invade the 'primate world' as he called it.

Super Mario Bros. all happened where there was Earth 65 million years ago. The dinosaurs lived as kings where primates were the bottom of the food-chain. One day, a meteorite hit the Earth and created a parallel dimension where the dinosaurs fled. During the time, they evolved into humans.

Two sibling plumbers, Mario and Luigi then learned that they must rescue Daisy, the next ruler of Dinohattan, and defeat President Koopa who overthrew the king and de-evolved him into slime. This adventure is all about evolution, dinosaurs, primates and machines.

Super Mario Bros. didn't really entertain me because I thought it was going to be just like the video games. They made it 'different' if you know what I mean. It's all about dinosaurs evolved into humans, de-evolution machines and parallel universes. After it was over, my head ached as the plot was confusing.

However, they did get certain Mario bits of the video games. The film shows the Goomba's but not mushroom-like. They show them as small-headed dinosaurs. The film also shows Yoshi as a chained velociraptor pet and Toad, not a mushroom man, but a guitarist who get's de-evolved into a Goomba.

This film is the worst video game movie I have ever seen. I like to see them try milk The Legend of Zelda or Donkey Kong. This film is not the Super Mario Bros., it's the Stupid Mario Bros.