Spider-Man 3: Review By JR
spider man, is taking a lunch break.
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OVERALL3.0WORTHY
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Story
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Acting
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Directing
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Visuals
Basically Spiderman 3 (or Spider-Man if you're by the book) is a story about Peter Parker's and Mary Jane's relationship. Mary thinks Peter becomes obsessed with all the attention and popularity he gains as Spiderman, which overshadows herself and her carrier.
While attempting to create a movie with "brains", they basically ruined a movie with awesomeness. While attempting to be funny, they ruined its believability. I don't think there will be a need to satirize this because it does that job perfectly by itself.
I'm just going to mention one particular part, where Peter Parker becomes obsessed by the black suit, "the evil side". Suddenly he gets a belly, flirts like Dumb Dumber and dances like Mr. Bean. I mean there's a limit somewhere.
Does the "brainy" part works then? No, unfortunately not. There's no deepness or sympathy built around the characters we're supposed to feel sorry about. Sometimes it's even ridiculously sad at parts, but without reason. There's simply no balance.
Certainly, there were some positives though. Well done effects! The Sandman was well executed and so were pretty much all specials. The performances were pretty solid as well, James Franco and Tobey Maguire had some wonderful moments. And it was fun, but I didn't go to watch a comedy. Too much.
Although the movie was generally weak, I don't think it was all Sam Raimi's fault. The directing looked good and the picture was wonderful. The problem, I think, was mostly the script. Why would Sam let his brother, Ivan Raimi, be in the writing team? The guy has made practically nothing before.
A sad attempt to create the final, as known so far, Spiderman. I recommend a view if you've seen the first two, since it's certainly not un-watchable, just disappointing and ridiculous.
overall big dissapointment, however i think SP4 will redeem of this pile of crap.

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Newkill3000
Jr, man stop writing sh*tty reviews. And stop f*cking yoda.
3 years agoby @newkill200Flag
CBF
I disagree JR it was all Sam Raimi's fault. The guy has say as far as the movie goes. And I agree I KNOW Spidey 4 will redeem this. Look at what T4 did for T3, put it to shame.
3 years agoby @comicbookfanFlag
Newkill3000
Sh*tty review. I found this unhelpful.
3 years agoby @newkill200Flag
GK
Good review....
3 years agoby @indianajonesFlag