Spider-Man 3: Review By TheSHIZNIT

The most disappointing sequel of all-time!
  • OVERALL
    3.0
    WORTHY
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
I thought Spider Man 3 will be the greatest film ever but I was way off. This film was okay but I expected it to have more action and less drama. The characters were so uninteresting. The story is bland and the visuals look so fake. When I was younger I loved this film but I decided to watch it again and now I have mixed feelings.

Story: The story is terrible because there are way to many villains and all of them are under developed. It would have been better with just Venom. People wanted to see Venom not Sandman. The film has a terrible pace and the film was way to long. This film is basically just Mary Jane and Peter Parker arguing with each other. I hated this plot because there are way to many characters.

Acting: Pretty good but the stand out was James Franco. James Franco never disappoints in a film. And was awesome. Toby MaGuire is good but not great. Thomas Haden Church was good as well. Topher Grace was great but I just wished they hired someone more tougher to play Venom because when I saw him acting i kept thinking "That's 70's Show". Kristen Dunst was awful. Bryce Dallas Howard was great. And everyone else did a fantastic job.

Directing: Probrarly the worst directing ever for a Spidey film. The shots were way off. There is a particular scene that I didn't see clearly because of the directing. But he did a good job with all the other stuff.I really don't have much to say considering I don't really like it.

Visuals: WAY OFF! The visuals when Spider Man flying looked so fake you can tell it's a green screen. I found those visuals just terrible. I've seen better visuals in YouTube videos! But all the other visuals were great especially Venom's costume.

Spider-Man 3 disappointed me and I was real looking forward to the sequel. But now we're getting a sh*tty reboot. But that does not make my opinion ever worse. I found this film very bland and boring. The only parts I was actually entertained was the action scenes.

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Comments (5)

  1. IlikePie202

    @Diaigma I agree

    1 year agoby @Ilikepie202Flag

  2. Diaigma

    I can think of worse sequels . . .
    You're review is quick and to the point. I like that.

    2 years agoby @diaigmaFlag

  3. Daveactor7

    @Chris pwned by master @CBF

    2 years agoby @daveactor7Flag

  4. CBF

    Chris don't comment on other people's reviews and how they should review them. Preach what you teach. Don't be a hypocrite.

    2 years agoby @comicbookfanFlag

  5. Chris

    Good review but you should have given it a 2.5

    2 years agoby @unknown21Flag