Speed Racer: Review By Monkeyiron 2.0

F*CK YOU SPEED RACER, F*CK YOU SPEED RACER, F*CK YOU SPEED RACER, F*CK YOU!!!!!!!!!
  • OVERALL
    0.5
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
Like the sub-title say Speed Racer the movie sucked so much that it was an EPIC FAIL man. The acting was boring, too much talking not enough action and most of the time I didn't understand a damn word they said because most of the time the actors and actresses spoke to low for me to hear them. The special effects were too crappy I mean the whole CGI of the cars look too fake and cheap like they didn't try to make the cars look real but just lazy work and the whole future looked faked too man. Plus, I know it's the future but really colorful explosions, I mean Why the hell is dieing is colorful and the whole spinning backgrounds wasn't really needed because like I had said before the CGI for the look of the future sucks so I really don't care for the damn how the room is.Also, too much coloring on the world, The sky is too blue, the grass is too green, it's like they worked most of there time on these then on the CGI cars and Future. Well, then again the Mach 5 and 6 does look good, and most of the fight scenes are pretty cool (even though white flashes come when they get hit). But that don't change the fact that the movie CGI/Special Effects are crappy, the plot wasn't entertaining enough, and the whole damn movie was a fail man.

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Comments (10)

  1. IlikePie202

    @Monkey what the f*cking hell?? You are like 16, and you're drinking? And why the f*ck are you writing a review when you're drunk lol? It would be hilarious to watch you in a hangover.

    1 year agoby @Ilikepie202Flag

  2. Monkeyiron 2.0

    @llikepie202 shut up ok I have a real intense hangover

    1 year agoby @Monkey-ironFlag

  3. Joker667

    i think you could do better try harder next time.

    1 year agoby @joker667Flag

  4. IlikePie202

    @Monkeyiron 2.0 and just because some users say you write too many 5 star reviews, doesn't mean you go take a huge sh*t on a movie. and making paragraphs will make your reviews easier to read

    1 year agoby @Ilikepie202Flag

  5. IlikePie202

    dude you just said that. but really, typing paragraphs will tidy your review up

    1 year agoby @Ilikepie202Flag

  6. Monkeyiron 2.0

    Come on man first you League guys complain I'm doing a little too much 5 star reviews, now you are complaining that i need to do Paragraphs.

    1 year agoby @Monkey-ironFlag

  7. Dan

    My primary issue with your reviews is how you've reviewed the same movies at least 2-3 times with multiple accounts. I know you said you had some kinda problem with your original one and couldn't log back into it, but review some new movies, dude, I want to read something original from you, not copy and paste jobs.

    1 year agoby @dan1Flag

  8. Monkeyiron 2.0

    Come on man first you League guys complain I'm doing a little too much 5 star reviews, now you are complaining that i need to do Paragraphs.

    1 year agoby @Monkey-ironFlag

  9. IlikePie202

    dude, write paragraphs. not a good review :(

    1 year agoby @Ilikepie202Flag

  10. Dan

    So now your doing another review of this? ......

    1 year agoby @dan1Flag