Speed Racer: Review By Monkeyiron 2.0

Like the sub-title say Speed Racer the movie sucked so much that it was an EPIC FAIL man.

The Plot/Storyline is way too slow and the movie namesake says Speed. Like I watched like at least episode of the original show and the show was pretty fast paced and fun. But the movie is so damn boring too the point the damn Flashbacks made no sense and everytime said the slightest the slightest word the immediately went to a flashback. It's like @ghostman asked me for a glass of Kewl Aid I be like "I remember when I had my first Kewl Aid" and the movie never tried to entertain me I know it's a racing movie but damn it was boring to the point I took a point I took a nap because the sh*t was boring to watch.

The acting was boring, too much talking not enough action and most of the time I didn't understand a damn word they said because most of the time the actors and actresses spoke to low for me to hear them.

The special effects were too crappy I mean the whole CGI of the cars look too fake and cheap like they didn't try to make the cars look real but just lazy work and the whole future looked faked too man. Plus, I know it's the future but really colorful explosions, I mean Why the hell is dieing is colorful and the whole spinning backgrounds wasn't really needed because like I had said before the CGI for the look of the future sucks so I really don't care for the damn how the room is.Also, too much coloring on the world, The sky is too blue, the grass is too green, it's like they worked most of there time on these then on the CGI cars and Future.

Well, then again the Mach 5 and 6 does look good, and most of the fight scenes are pretty cool (even though white flashes come when they get hit). But that don't change the fact that the movie CGI/Special Effects are crappy, the plot wasn't entertaining enough, and the whole damn movie was a fail man.