Southland Tales: Review By charlie111

Who ever wrote this movie must have been on the biggest acid trip of all time. i have never watched a movie as confusing and stupid as this.

Some one thought "hey lets get a bunch of well known actors and put them in a movie that no one understands.

The story goes along with corupt politics to a warp hole in the 4th dimension and the world ending, or something like that.it jumps all over the place. This movie is like channel surfing. Theres the cooking channel, then u stumble across porn, then u find a sports game but its almost over. It is so stupid.

Most of these actors do comedy movies, was this supposed to be a comedy or a really screwed up drama. if it is a comedy i didnt get to many lauphs, if it is a drama, well skip it is not going to win any awards here. having The ROCK Steve Stifler and Daphney from scooby doo aint going to work, then adding justin timberlink as a druggie, and half the SNL cast, just makes it more stupid. Half the time it looks like the actors dont what the hell is going on, they read the script and just started winging it.

The ending screwed with my head too, it has a close up of sean william scott's face and hearing the rock say pimps dont commit suicide, not once in the movie was the rock a pimp, never slapping hoes, collecting money, wearing purple suits. U dont get to see the world exploding, because they spent so much money in geting actors to do this movie they couldnt go out with a bang

This movie was like taking a two and half hour crap. Once it was over ur ass hurts so bad, then u have to wipe with hundred dollar bills