Sex and the City: The Movie: Review By PypeBomb

C*NTS ! ! !
  • OVERALL
    0.0
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
I haven't seen this pile of rhino-sh*t, but fortunately I don't need to. I have enough foresight to be able to accurately predict the obvious: IT'S GOING TO SUCK C*CK! F*ck these bitches, I hope that they all contract AIDS and f*cking die.

Anyone who spends their money on this garbage needs to have their goddamn head examined.

Now F*CK OFF !!!

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Comments (47)

  1. johnnymaccombs100

    yeah do you eat with that mouth
    HEheheheheheheh

    4 years agoby @johnnymaccombs100Flag

  2. johnnymaccombs100

    I HATE SARAH JESSICA PARKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    4 years agoby @johnnymaccombs100Flag

  3. CDT1013

    Pipe bomb, if you HAVEN'T SEEN IT, THEN SHUT THE F- UP!

    4 years agoby @jmt1000000Flag

  4. Marcusx

    agreed with brew

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  5. 4kneek8

    Do you eat with that mouth??

    4 years agoby @4kneek8Flag

  6. brew1701

    no need for this, movieweb, should take this review down

    4 years agoby @brew1701Flag

  7. The CryptKeeper

    This guy's a retard, you f*ck off, pypebomb.

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  8. Phatlightning

    hey rowdy, you look like ernest

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  9. Vamp

    Are you sure you want to agree with PypeBomb on this. Not the Sex and the City thing, but just agreeing with him in general, not a good idea.

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  10. slysnide

    Would you like me to arrange option A? ;)

    ~Sly

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  11. RowDY

    If I had the option of either A: Having my entire body skinned while alive and then soaking in a vat of vomit and piss, or B: watching Sex and the City. The obvious choice is still A. Pypebomb hits the nail right on the head and tops it off nicely with a death wish to all those who have posioned this world with this dog sh*t.

    4 years agoby @rowdyFlag

  12. Marcusx

    these dont count towards being the most discussed. these dont matter. hes just an idiot thats all. like he oculd do something clever on purpose

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  13. Saquin Turok 'X'

    So it's not a review of the film then is it?! You can't just write all that down and justify it only in part. That's my review of your comment. A genuine review, as in I read it, bitch.

    4 years agoby @teesterxFlag

  14. T.Clark

    Blizzard, i want u to read my halloween review. DO IT

    4 years agoby @insertusernamehereFlag

  15. BlizZzario, Bizniches

    You know what Pypebomb probably did this on purpose to be the most discuss user on here.

    S. BlizZzard

    4 years agoby @blizzzardFlag

  16. BlizZzario, Bizniches

    If I have to tell you bitches one more time, the next one of you who decides to correct me instead of thinking about you comment, and then reading what I wrote thoroughly before you go and give me sh*t again, bitching and moaning about nothing, trying to sway my opinion to see you way, because you way is "right" to you, and any contradiction to that, doesn't matter nor is "right" in your eyes, and spell the name right, its three "z" not to two.

    What's the main word in both definitions; judgment- the ability to judge, make a decision, or form an opinion objectively. It is an opinion, which is a judgment, which is a review, not a good, wise, thorough, critical, opinion, review or judgment but it is still a review, and I agree with it.

    "Review, criticisms imply careful examination of something, formulation of a judgment, and statement of the judgment, usually in written form. A review is a survey over a whole subject or division of it, or esp. an article making a critical reconsideration and summary of something written: a review of the latest book on Chaucer. A criticism is a judgment, usually in an article, either favorable or unfavorable or both: a criticism of a proposed plan. The words are interchanged when referring to motion pictures or theater, but review implies a somewhat less formal approach than criticism in referring to literary works: movie reviews; play reviews; book reviews, reconsideration, reexamination, criticize."

    "Opinion, persuasion, notion, idea, impression, opinion, sentiment, view are terms for one's conclusion about something. An opinion is a belief or judgment that falls short of absolute conviction, certainty, or positive knowledge; it is a conclusion that certain facts, ideas, etc., are probably true or likely to prove so: political opinions; an opinion about art; In my opinion this is true. Sentiment (usually pl.) refers to a rather fixed conviction, usually based on feeling or emotion rather than reasoning: These are my sentiments. View is an estimate of something, an intellectual judgment, a critical survey based on a mental examination, particularly of a public matter: views on governmental planning."

    S. BlizZzard

    4 years agoby @blizzzardFlag

  17. Saquin Turok 'X'

    Hey S.Blizzard, look up the word review in the dictionary. How can it be a review when he's not seen the film? It's certainly an opinion, but not a review.

    4 years agoby @teesterxFlag

  18. Phatlightning

    lol someone actually found this review helpful, blah hahahaha

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  19. JR

    lmao..this is so cool pype is too scared to come out haha he is the c*nt

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  20. Marcusx

    i am pretty much awesome. i hate you pypebomb, and if you havent noticed, SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  21. BlizZzario, Bizniches

    I do what I can, Vampire2000, signing at the end is catchy

    4 years agoby @blizzzardFlag

  22. slysnide

    AGREED!!!!!!

    Why do you guys suppose that PypeBomb hasn't responded to any of our criticism/hating of him???

    Though it's a bad review for a bad film. Seems to fit. It could only be derived as helpful in regards to someone wanting to confirm how bad it is, and nearly everyone but 2 people on this thread agree that it's terrible, having not even seen it yet (including me) and that's great!!!!!!! JUST MORE CONFIRMATION!!!!!

    ~sly

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  23. Vamp

    Wow, you should publish that. Why did you sign it exactly? Incase it did in fact get published? It seems to me though, that perhaps there are more than one derrogatory word besides, what i will deem the "C" word, and "Bitch" honestly. Well have a nice day.

    Vampire2000 ;)

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  24. BlizZzario, Bizniches

    All right, let me get this straight, all reviews are opinions right, so when I voice my opinion about a review, some of you "bitches" (complainers for you p.c. crowd) get off my nuts because I found it helpful, read in-between the lines, I don't give a sh*t about the review, its not expressed in full critical prowess, nor dose it have any effect on my opinion which is still the same, I don't like the show, I've never seen the show, nor do I want to see the movie, but I do know about it (my moms a big fan) its an over dramatized portrayal of women, and quite frankly I think it's a bad portrayal of women, all about sex, drinking, and fashion, not real life women, but I'm sure you bitches will complain about that too, I really don't care, I thought why not give him an okay, because the movie is useless, the show ended, then another sex in the city came out, but with a different cast and name, then canceled for the next same stupid show, if you don't like it don't read it's a matter of opinion, not fact, but you'll bitch and moan again about something or someone else who doesn't share your opinion, so in turn you'll try and sway them towards your opinion by sh*tting out negative comments, so you'll feel good about your choice. So know you know and knowing is half the battle bitches, live with it!

    S. BlizZzard

    4 years agoby @blizzzardFlag

  25. RingWraither

    Gigli? Oh boy...dont go there dude! Haha!!

    By the way, pypeDUMB who gives a sh*t what you think about a movie? Nobody gives a f*ck! And the only reason we're posting comments on your sh*tty "review" is just like saying, WE DONT LIKE YOU! Except perhaps Blizzard who found this helpful...that's f*cking weird!!

    4 years agoby @ringwraitherFlag

  26. Vamp

    You know what. . . . I really liked the movie Gigli, I can't believe that everyone said it was stupid O.o

    Maybe by some twist of fate, and it'd have to be a BIG twist, I'd like this one too.

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  27. slysnide

    WHAT THE F*CK????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    How is it possible that the world is so enamored with this film??? I've already seen the #s rolling in, and I can't believe it!!!!! If they re-released "HEAT" then that would even make more money than this!

    Why oh why oh why??????????????

    And good points Phat. And I agree with AndrewRyan: Who found this review helpful????? Was it indeed Blizzard??

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  28. mb11

    just seen it and its amazin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    4 years agoby @mbrandon11Flag

  29. Phatlightning

    lol JR you loser, these women are like 50+ and there floppy vag's are disgusting blowing in the wind, you would be turned on by that. and pype, although your review is probably accurate, your still a dill weed and deserve a slow miserable death.

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  30. T.Clark

    Well said slysnide

    Never watched the show, don't care if i see the movie, but that doesn't mean that this review is good. Reviews are supposed to give clear reasons why u did or didn't like the movie, and it can't just be a paragraph of cursing. Blizzard, ur insane if u found this review the least bit helpful

    4 years agoby @insertusernamehereFlag