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Outside of the razzle-dazzle effects, which grow old by battle #3 (Brandon Routh), the movie has no substance. The effects and direction are interesting but the movie is so concerned with these components that the creators assume that their presence alone can make up for a lack of engaging characters and story. I never cared one iota about any of the characters; as they, like the story itself, were never developed in any meaningful way. The movie also felt really long and by #4 I couldn't wait for it to end; not to imply that I was engaged in seeing a resolution, as a conflict or substantial challenge demanding a resolution was never developed; no it just became increasingly uninteresting. This of course is largely due to the characters, which never moved beyond one dimension and their relationships, particularly the main one, which were grounded in absolutely nothing. Indeed I'd say it's the most baseless romance since Anakin & Padme pretended to like each other despite more evidence of dislike between those characters. There were a few laughs here and there but over all this is a hollow stinker with sprinkles (colorful yet meaningless effects) on top.
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Monkeyiron 2.0
wow people say my reviews are crap
2 weeks agoby @monkeyiron2-0Flag
Red Camera Man
This movie sucked ass. I highly agree. Great review. I'm so glad I have better taste in film unlike everyone else on here.
9 months agoby @redcameramanFlag
IlikePie202
@BloodandGuts your stupid as crap and you have no taste of film
2 years agoby @Ilikepie202Flag
IlikePie202
this is a terrible review on a fantastic movie
2 years agoby @Ilikepie202Flag
Avian
I respect your opinion, but this is a bad review.
*Notices someone below me has the exact same comment* SWEET!
3 years agoby @avian005Flag
Superman81
great review man!!! I saw SPVTW and I thought it was ok, but the uber fan nerds on here have gone ape sh*t about it not making any money! And im sorry but it wasnt that good of a movie and Cera cant be a top actor! He is a co star at best
3 years agoby @superman81Flag
BloodandGuts
don't listen to these two dickhe*ds. their are stupid as f*ck. Great Review.
3 years agoby @bloodandgutsFlag
Film_Freak_72
douchebag. Terrible review! This film was amazing I bet you think Disaster Movie is the funniest and best movie ever. You probrarly hated Toy Story 3 too. Do everyone a favor and shut the f*ck up!
3 years agoby @film-freak-72Flag
Film_Freak_72
douchebag. Terrible review! This film was amazing I bet you think Disaster Movie is the funniest and best movie ever. You probrarly hated Toy Story 3 to. Do everyone a favor and shut the f*ck up!
3 years agoby @film-freak-72Flag
Emmytt
i would say i respect your opinion but this is a bad review
3 years agoby @emmyttFlag
BloodandGuts
Finally, someone that agrees with me on this movie. Great Review.
3 years agoby @bloodandgutsFlag