Rambo: Review By PypeBomb

Jun 3rd, 2008 by PypeBomb
"F*ck the World"
  • OVERALL
    4.5
    SUPERB
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
My Experience:

Went to the theater

Bought ticket

Sat down in seat

Mind was blown

This is what movie making is all about. If you're going to re-invent a classic...GO BIG, and go HARD CORE!

Rambo delivers the kind of blood and gore a borderline psychopath like me really craves. I have fanticized about killing people ever since I watched this film.

DON'T F*CK WITH ME !

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Comments (11)

  1. CARNAGE

    Rambo Sucked! U probably only liked it because ur boyfriend Stallone sucked ur dick the whole 95 minutes this movie was!

    4 years agoby @critic500Flag

  2. JR

    hey pype go suck a pype

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  3. The Narrator: The Better Man

    nice sly.

    4 years agoby @narratorFlag

  4. slysnide

    "Borderline psychopath"? So I guess I was on the right track when I said on your "Zohan" rant that: "WE UNDERSTAND."

    And if you've had fantasies of killing people since you watched this film, then will you be the next Zodiac? Cuz you're shaping up to be just like that pervert Arthur Lee Allen...No really, he was a pervert, and you're well on your way to becoming one man, if you aren't one already.

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  5. Vamp

    Oh PypeBomb, I hate you so much. Have a wonderful day creepo!

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  6. Flrep07

    and the movie is good, but this review sucks ass.

    4 years agoby @flrep07Flag

  7. Flrep07

    what about his ass cheeks? all the hair gets stuck between his teeth. disgusting sight...

    4 years agoby @flrep07Flag

  8. Marcusx

    some how i doubt that. his mouth is too gaping. he wouldnt have to open that large to get those raisins in there. maybe hes gonna suck his man t*ts?

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  9. Phatlightning

    rowdy is sucking pypebombs nuts off.

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  10. JR

    this movie was ok ill give you that sh*tface. now go f*ck yourself assclown

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  11. RowDY

    Amen, brother. Rambo delivers, and it delivers big. Everything from the explosions to guts spilling out was over the top and I mean this in a good way. The only way to have made this move better would have been to make it 5 hours long. Imagine a five hour f*ck fest of blood and explosions....can't imagine anything better than that!

    4 years agoby @rowdyFlag