Poultrygeist: Review By The CryptKeeper

May 12th, 2009 by The CryptKeeper
THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE- PERIOD.
  • OVERALL
    0.0
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
......................... I'm speechless........ That's never happened before. Do you know why? It's because I've never seen a movie this bad in my entire life. I've seen lots of sh*tty sh*t in my life, but I never really had an all time least favorite film... until now. This review is going to be short, becuse I really don't know what to say about this. If I give any examples from this thing, it will probably be perverted. and gross. That's all this movie is- perverted and gross.

So it's about this weird curse on the chicken in this fast food restaraunt. If you eat the chicken, you'll turn into a killer chicken like thing. That's not the worst story ever. Sounds like it might be kinda funny. But the way it was executed was so poor, and that's putting it nicely. And these re-animated chicken corpses don't even come in untilthe last half hour! Befiore that is a chain of f*cked up events that will make you throw up, gag, and possibly commit suicide. I can't believe I actually watched the whloe thing, which pretty much is commiting suicide...

I didn't even know it was legal to mae sh*t like this!

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Comments (12)

  1. The CryptKeeper

    its bad- its problem- it was trying to be too bad, and it came off as utter sh*t. especially... oh, God this movie is so f*cking perverted, it deserves to be burnt

    3 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  2. XxMr.TripsxX

    You got it all wrong this movie was so f*cking bad it was pretty good. it cant be called a bad movie because it wasn't made to be a good movie. it was made to be bad therfore its not bad

    3 years agoby @xxmr-tripsxxFlag

  3. The CryptKeeper

    whatever people, this was trying too hard to be bad. it ended up like sh*tty sh*t, sh*t that could have been good, but wasnt. they ruined it mainly with the singing, and the ugly boobs, and the f*cked up part at the cemetary- thats it- it was waaay too perverted/crude/gross

    never heard of Eraserhead, but im sure its better than this

    and ive only seen one Lynce film- Mullholand Drive, which had some good, a lot of bad, overall, it was ok

    3 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  4. Bryan Yentz

    Eraserhead isn't too bad--it's just damn weird... And it's from the mind of David Lynch, thus making it even weirder.

    3 years agoby @bryanyentzFlag

  5. slysnide

    TROMA mofo! lol! j/k. but it is really TROMA and that's their purpose in life...to make movies so bad that they're mockably funny. I saw the last quarter of one called "Sargeant Kabukiman" 2 months ago, and it SUCKED!!!

    But the worst movie ever made is actually "Eraserhead." Don't believe me? Check my review. Just look up the title on the site. I'm probly the only 1 who's cared to review it.

    3 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  6. Bryan Yentz

    Once again, everyone--this is TROMA. There's a reason it's low budget, gross, over-acted and random--that's all Troma is and has been since they started up oh-so-long-ago. To expect anything more is just unrealistic. This definitely isn't the worst movie out there and has some decently funny moments if you take it all with a grain of salt (which you should). Once again though, definitely not the worst movie. If you really want to know which films deserve that "honor", just ask.

    3 years agoby @bryanyentzFlag

  7. The CryptKeeper

    ......Thanks! lol

    Yea, worst movie ever. lol

    3 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  8. Niteowl

    I meant that last comment in a good way.

    3 years agoby @niteowlFlag

  9. Niteowl

    I thought this movie looked sorta good. But it's really the worst movie ever? Wow! You've had to sit through some crap in your life man, and now you really have made me speechless.

    3 years agoby @niteowlFlag

  10. 313td

    Good review.

    3 years agoby @313tdFlag

  11. The CryptKeeper

    Well... I don't really know actually. I guess the title and story got me curious. lol

    Thanks, and you are welcome!

    3 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  12. Shelley

    What ever possessed you to see this in the first place? I would like to thank you for sitting through it because now I do not have to. Good review Crypt.

    3 years agoby @shelleyFlag