Postal: Review By Marcusx

Apr 23rd, 2008 by Marcusx
DIDNT SEE IT, BUT READ THE PLOT
  • OVERALL
    0.0
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
this movie will never be seen by the eyes attached in these sockets. i cant believe this went to theaters. i read teh entire highly detailed plot and was left skeptical.

the idea of this movie is obsurd and frankly, sh*t. the only good thing revealed to be in the movie is that uwe boll plays a part in it and gets shot in the dick by a pistol. if that were to happen in real life, people would awake from 5+ year coma, terrorism would cease to exist, george w. bush would be assassinated, tila tequila would pick if she likes boys or girls(either or she would pick me) reality tv would end(including her show) and celluloid dreams would be diagnosed with cancer.

dont see this movie. its by uwe boll which is enough to be given no stars in every category.

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Comments (21)

  1. Marcusx

    i still say i was too lenient

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  2. slysnide

    You bring up a good point. Why are the lamest ideas for movies/television shows picked up by any company/network in the first place???? Several movies like this suck really bad! And yet you still see the same sh*t coming out in the teenage genre! WTF!!!! I mean MTV is the perfect example of what I'm talking about. I mean sure, it used to be good...like 12yrs ago! Not anymore! Too many reality tv bullsh*t! Movies and shows like this must cease to be aired/released anywhere!!!!! Everyone deserves better!!!!!!

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  3. Marcusx

    ckeck out IMDB or wikipedia. you will laugh at the fact it was actually made into a movie. i read it all and it sucked ass. again i say trust me on this one

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  4. The_Undoing

    Where can I read the movie plot? I wanna laugh a bit.

    4 years agoby @the-undoingFlag

  5. Marcusx

    i read the entire plot that explained the movie with great detail. i feel like i have read enough over it to write a review. trust i did it justice

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  6. Phatlightning

    he doesn't, no one likes guts, he just bashes things and loves explaining how he knows sooo much more about the fake monster movie "Cloverfield" than any other human walking the earth, even its creator. Get a life prick.

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  7. Marcusx

    ok fish? clever hmm if you read the headline dumbass it clearly states i didnt see it. i was merely stating purpose. its uwe boll. im sure your taste in movies is right up there with his. you and JR should become budds. hes always scrounging for friends and im sure you dont have many besides your left and right hands

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  8. Guts-Fearless

    lol JR is funny. Hey ass, how're you gonna review a movie YOU'VE NEVER SEEN?! Idiot. I ate that fish f*ck

    4 years agoby @guts-fearlessFlag

  9. LeoNiDas' Lover

    hey dick f*ck

    4 years agoby @thejokerrulesFlag

  10. T.Clark

    SHUT THE F*CK UP JR!!!

    4 years agoby @insertusernamehereFlag

  11. LeoNiDas' Lover

    hey f*ck nut

    4 years agoby @thejokerrulesFlag

  12. LeoNiDas' Lover

    sh*t f*ck

    4 years agoby @thejokerrulesFlag

  13. LeoNiDas' Lover

    new review

    4 years agoby @thejokerrulesFlag

  14. LeoNiDas' Lover

    but i like t*ts so i will see the movie

    4 years agoby @thejokerrulesFlag

  15. LeoNiDas' Lover

    haha lol making all the boll movie reveiws nice

    4 years agoby @thejokerrulesFlag

  16. T.Clark

    At least it's a funny review lol

    4 years agoby @insertusernamehereFlag

  17. Marcusx

    ha i knew it!

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  18. The Boondock Saint

    i saw blood rayne and it was a total piece of sh*t

    4 years agoby @combatmadness360Flag

  19. Marcusx

    i didnt see this or bloodrayne. and i still gave them both 0 stars. but i guarantee you if i saw it, i wasnt far off with givin it that

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  20. Radimus-83

    your an idiot! lol, f*ck it, i WILL see this movie AND give it a real review!

    4 years agoby @radimus-83Flag

  21. Phatlightning

    your getting ridiculous.

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag