Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Review By Katmac95

Jun 9th, 2012 by Katmac95
Really should've stopped at three.
  • OVERALL
    0.5
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
Coming from a kid with over 150 stickers, posters, labels, pictures, etc. of Pirates of the Caribbean (just on her door): Two and three were fun, and I was excited to go see them! Four was pushing it (this even after having won tickets to a premiere the week before and seeing it free...), but five and six are really just going to be equal to spamming the box office. No one wants more Pirate movies, this coming from the fan of fans (up till 2011, at least...). At this point, I don't think anyone will take the movies seriously. Half of your whole market has spoken...

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Comments (10)

  1. Thepirate

    I agree and disagree, bcs 4 was kind of dissapointing, but it was great like every other, just maybe not so good, but good. And it doesnt have to mean that 5 and 6 will be worster than parts before, beacuse my favourite part was three. And i also want that johnny depp make more than just 2 more parts, cuz i love him a lot!

    8 months agoby @ThepirateFlag

  2. Nicholaus XX

    @katmac95 -- Oh, shut up. You're reviewing a movie that is currently in production, and you haven't even seen a trailer for it.

    Yes, you can, but you shouldn't. It makes you look stupid, and it damages your critiquing credibility. You predicting the outcome, and proclaiming it to be "sh*t" is one thing, but writing a review for it is just downright dumb.

    Some fan you are.

    9 months agoby @XxNickTheFilmCriticXxFlag

  3. Alex Theboss White

    this is cool, they should continue making these movies only because every other movie is about the future, keep it old and original, thats wut pirate movies are for

    9 months agoby @Alex-Theboss-WhiteFlag

  4. Jan Holdinar

    why its great theat there wil be more

    10 months agoby @Jan-HoldinarFlag

  5. Danny Sheng

    bull sh1t just shut it kaw mar we are loral to jack and u are just a peace of sh*t in it u are an out cast and betral

    11 months agoby @Danny-ShengFlag

  6. Sean

    @katmac95 Movie reviews for movies that have not been released to theaters and movie reviews for movies that don't even have a finished script yet and haven't even started filming yet, are not not wanted or even needed on this website until the movie has been released to theaters.

    11 months agoby @themoviefanaticFlag

  7. Katmac95

    Really @sean? You're going to tell me what I can and cannot do? That's funny. And yes, I can give a review in advance. Maybe I'm psychic, maybe I have super powers. Either way, I foresee it being sh*t. And I will be reviewing it as such. Don't like it? Then you don't have to read it! ;)

    11 months agoby @katmac95Flag

  8. Chloe Smith

    no i agree. i think on stranger tides was such a disappointment that i cant believe they're making a 5th let alone a 6th. however if they decide to bring keira knightly and orlando bloom back into the story, then ill be excited

    11 months agoby @Chloe-SmithFlag

  9. Sean

    @katmac95 Do not write a movie review for a movie, unless it's been released to theaters and you've seen it. This movie doesn't even have a finished script yet. They are currently in the middle of re-writting the script for Pirates 5.

    11 months agoby @themoviefanaticFlag

  10. MovieWiz001

    You obviously don't know what a REview means, don't yah?

    11 months agoby @moviewiz001Flag