Piranha 3D: Review By The Critic

Oct 14th, 2010 by The Critic
The previews said Jaws. The actual movie was not; 85% Porn & 15% Action.
  • OVERALL
    2.0
    POOR
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
It was basically porn with killer piranhas. Amazing, it's another movie like The Ruins. The previews showed that it would be something like Jaws, with lots of action & huge piranhas ripping people apart. Blood. Gore. The movie was more like every other movie in that category. Minor action; major nudity/sex. Zero plot. Always "Spring Break" with stupid girls running around, fake breasts falling out of their bikinis, & screaming in terror. Ridiculous.

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Comments (5)

  1. ed_wood

    It was no masterpiece but it was fun.

    3 years agoby @ed-woodFlag

  2. MovieWiz001

    THE SAME THING I SAID!! Thank for agreeing!

    3 years agoby @moviewiz001Flag

  3. The Critic

    It could have been an amazing movie. It had the potential. I just think directors are running out of ideas. So they throw in a few fake breasted naked women to get a man's attention & boom big hit.

    3 years agoby @MyCynicalCaressFlag

  4. Dan

    Coulda told you the movie was gratuitous and stupid just from the previews.

    3 years agoby @dan1Flag

  5. moviegeek

    Haha, I agree with you. Funny review, but it's much too short.

    3 years agoby @moviegeekFlag