Orphan: Review By TheColorBlue100

ORPHAN MAYED ME PISS MYSELF!
  • OVERALL
    4.0
    GREAT
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
I am impressed with Orphan. I don't know why it got such terrible review because I thought it was great. I was surprised on how good this film was because I thought it was going to suck. The acting was great especially Esther she scared the crap out of me. The story isn't original but there were some new scenes. The only thing I hated about this movie is the jump scares. And they were so cliche and they were so predictable. Also I hated how they added like a mean girl (the girl Esther pulled off the slide). I found that unnecessary. I also hated the ending because they sold the line from The Ring 2 "I'm not your F***ing mommy". RENT this because it is a good film.

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Comments (3)

  1. ejk1

    I like the fact that you said it "mayed" you piss yourself.

    2 years agoby @ejk1Flag

  2. ed_wood

    This review really makes no sense. You contradict yourself with each sentence.

    2 years agoby @ed-woodFlag

  3. Forrestgump1

    WHY????????!!!! ... please why ...

    2 years agoby @forrestgump1Flag