Next: Review By Rufio

Cheese at its best! Oh, Julianne Moore, why did you do it?!? Such a classy actress in this?!? Say it isn't so. 5 reasons not to see this movie:

(1) Nick Cage's hair - who shot the squirrel?

(2) The dialogue - oh, the dialogue (would this have faired better as a silent movie? Couldn't have been worse.)

(3) the "who cares" factor

(4) the ridiculous premise

(5) Did I mention Nick Cage's hair?

Seriously... the only thing good about this movie is its title as a good description for Nicolas Cage's next career: B-Movie phenom!