New York Minute: Review By B. Alan Orange

May 7th, 2004 by B. Alan Orange
The Twins spend so much time trying to appease their Creepy Old Man fan base that they almost completely alienate their core audience of prepubescent girls. It’s another sign of the apocalypse, I tell you!
  • OVERALL
    4.5
    SUPERB
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
Hell Mission Statement #40747: New York Minute

Well. Here we are again. Like the passing tides. Pointlessly yammering on about some pointless toss-off posing as a legitimate film. The water rushes up the sand. The ocean rolls back down and bitterly thins itself out. Week after week. Day after futile day. F*ck. I wish someone would blow up the moon.

Only, wait

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