Armageddon came early
Directed by: Gary Marshall.
Starring: Actors who wasted their time...
Every year, just before welcoming the new one, the whole world gets together to celebrate it. And where does the whole world tune in to see such a grand festival? New York. Yes, because everything happens in New York, even humorless crap full of beautiful people and a horse. How does a director (Gary Marshall) end up making two movies like this (Valentines Day)? Why can't we get another Pretty Woman romantic adventure? Where have the interesting romance gone to? This movie promotes the new year like its the greatest thing in world. The only time I ever payed attention to welcoming the new 365 was good old Y2K. I heard there were at least 52 actors in this movie, and yet, not a single one made the movie enjoyable, not even veteran Robert DeNiro. Least his character was terminal, cause that's how I felt the entire time watching this.
Written by: Bawnian©-Dexeus.