'Napoleon Dynamite' Review By THE JOKER

Are you kidding me?
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This is by far the worst movie i have ever seen in my life. This was so boring and pointless. My girlfriends little brother at 5 even found this boring. This was a complete waste of time. Please make films that at least have point behind them

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  1. The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected

    @XxNickTheFilmCriticXx Oh, ok. I suppose I took the comment incorrectly. But I do agree that the Resident Evil series is flawed, poorly written at some times, and no where near critically acclaimed. I enjoy that series, as well as other "good movies" too. But maybe I'm just all too forgiving when it comes to some movies.

    3 years agoby @cryptFlag


    @XxNickTheFilmCriticXx Actually I think I may have rated the other two movies lower than you did!

    3 years agoby @mcleve02Flag


    @XxNickTheFilmCriticXx all except for one... I am sure you can guess which! ;)

    3 years agoby @mcleve02Flag

  4. Nicholaus XX

    @mcleve02 -- Hated either of them?

    3 years agoby @XxNickTheFilmCriticXxFlag


    @XxNickTheFilmCriticXx Most of them... haha

    3 years agoby @mcleve02Flag

  6. Nicholaus XX

    @mcleve02 -- Have you watched all of the movies from my "Movies I Abhor" list?

    3 years agoby @XxNickTheFilmCriticXxFlag

  7. Nicholaus XX

    @crypt -- Of course. I just used that title as an example; to show I wasn't the only one that thought it was on the borderline of outstanding. Not to deject your enjoyment, but I've seen three of the Resident Evil's, and they're flat-out bad. Albeit, the second one wasn't a complete pain.

    3 years agoby @XxNickTheFilmCriticXxFlag


    @crypt@redcameraman Yeah I just hate this movie with a passion of 1000 suns!!!

    3 years agoby @mcleve02Flag

  9. The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected

    @PRwdLEBBzl4qzF haha dude, this movie makes no sense at all.

    @PR6Nr9br7Plm99 I was debating posting anything @ you at all, seeing as though your comment was about a week ago, however I feel the need to state that everyone has their own opinion. Just because critics acclaim something, does not automatically mean everyone should like it. Of course there are circ*mstances such as movies you mentioned where Resident Evil and No Country for Old Men being compared. The obvious win is No Country for Old Men. But Resident Evil is a guilty pleasure, and I just had a lot of fun watching that series, even if it is nowhere near Oscar worthy.

    3 years agoby @cryptFlag

  10. T. King (Red Camera Man)

    @mcleve02, @crypt: I saw this movie a long time ago, but I remembered NOT liking it at all. I can't stand Jon Heder. My sister likes this movie though.

    3 years agoby @redcameramanFlag


    @ghostman F*ck you! haha... This is a classic old school review!!! You're being a fanboy right now!!! The movie sucked!

    3 years agoby @mcleve02Flag

  12. Ghostman

    @mcleve02 Boooo your review stinks! You were the first review I've ever read to thumb down.

    3 years agoby @ghostmanFlag


    @slysnide He is not funny... he is quite honestly a waste of space in Hollywood and I wish a bus would hit him...

    3 years agoby @mcleve02Flag

  14. slysnide

    @XxNickTheFilmCriticXx: I love "NCFOM." Excellent film and novel. Read it in one sitting. And while I agree that how I saw "ND" is no way to watch a movie, it was still obviously terrible enough to the point where we all could come to the same conclusions on it. I just don't find Jon Heder funny at all.

    3 years agoby @slysnideFlag


    @XxNickTheFilmCriticXx haha they contribute for sure!!! I loved some of the acting more than anything in that film... I see your point

    3 years agoby @mcleve02Flag

  16. Nicholaus XX

    @mcleve02 -- Nah, we still have the Resident Evil, Twilight, and Paranormal Activity movies at the top of the list.

    I also love "No Country For Old Men", a critically-acclaimed film that a good amount of people proclaim to be one of the worst movies of all-time. Another reason why I don't understand them.

    3 years agoby @XxNickTheFilmCriticXxFlag


    @XxNickTheFilmCriticXx haha you are alone my padewan... movies like this is why the dark side wins...

    3 years agoby @mcleve02Flag

  18. Nicholaus XX

    @slysnide -- That's no way to watch a movie.

    @mcleve02 -- I must be one of the only people on the planet that actually enjoyed this movie. Overall, I thought it was okay, but it thrived on awkward humor, and dull/ridiculous characters. Oh, and that dance.

    I also find it funny that some of the people that commented hated this movie, but adore movies that are a lot worse. I don't get people, honestly.

    3 years agoby @XxNickTheFilmCriticXxFlag


    @crypt haha once again... AGREE!!!

    3 years agoby @mcleve02Flag

  20. The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected

    @mcleve02 Yeah, for sure... *cough Project X

    3 years agoby @cryptFlag


    @crypt Yeah I agree because there are a lot of very unworthy things out there right now for sure!

    3 years agoby @mcleve02Flag

  22. The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected

    @mcleve02 Man I know I gave a few movies 0's I think. Sucks you have to give unworthy movies at least 0.5 now.

    3 years agoby @cryptFlag


    @kguy and don't watch this movie!!!!

    3 years agoby @mcleve02Flag


    @kguy wow I am showing my movieweb age now... Yes back in the day we were! I have like 3 movies on here with 0 stars! With of course the classic movieweb reviewing style! ;)

    3 years agoby @mcleve02Flag

  25. K.Guy

    @mcleve02 I've never seen it. :P and hey... we used to have zeroes? lol

    3 years agoby @kguyFlag


    @crypt haha agreed... although I think I still enjoy this movie more than @kguy ! ;)

    But all jokes aside, yes my soul died a little when I watched this movie!

    3 years agoby @mcleve02Flag

  27. The Cryptkeeper: Resurrected

    @mcleve02 Yesssss this movie is garbage!

    3 years agoby @cryptFlag


    @slysnide I got I think 3 more.. Batman and Robin is a zero and a couple of others

    3 years agoby @mcleve02Flag