Men in Black 3: Review By TheFury

Well, Smith my boy, you take three years off and you still can't get out of your same routine 'fresh prince' style acting. Dude's it's time for reinvention. Your with the grownups now. Play a villain, play a hard core anti hero, take your gig to the extreme! If this is all you got, well my son, it's time to hang it up unless you'll only do voice acting for fish.

When the first Men In Black came out, I was so pissed because I was the only person in my class that hadn't seen it yet. What made it worse was when my father finally took me to see it, we were the only people in the theaters, but I thought the movie was kick ass full of fun. The Ghostbusters 2 I really wanted. (Duh, aliens.) So when I heard a sequel was going to be made, I went in expecting more kick ass fun, but instead, I got a watered down, incompetently convoluted story, with a foundation built around the new watered down cartoon kids show, which was absolute sh*t. I didn't hate it but it could have been alot better. 5/10 I give it. After that, I didn't think they would have the balls to make a third one, but for some reason either Will, Barry Sonnenfield, or Columbia Pictures found some form of demands for a third one. Maybe alien demands because it definitely wasn't from Earth. Seriously, you actually believe that after about 9 years people would still want to see an out of date rapper/actor and a walking, talking, crippling, disturbingly, ghastly, unbelievably, okay just look at Tommy Lee Jones and come up with your own descriptions.

In conclusion, the first one was fantastic, the second was just okay but after that 'please no more', then the third was complete trash and looking into the future, I put this in the running for the worst movie of the year.