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Machete: Reviews

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When you make a movie about a guy that kicks ass get Danny Trejo

By Gabe Campbell | 11 months ago | 3

4.0
Machete is a cheap, trashy, satirical political, gory, load of crap! I love it, not only is he referring to the great days of Grindhouse but also just a fun, unwary, unique balls out piece of action.

By Bane. Ferguson | 1 year ago | 17

3.5
They just messed with the wrong mexican! ;)

By Ramster | 1 year ago | 4

4.0
Robert Rodriguez is clearly having a blast when he's making a movie and it always shows onscreen. Not only is "Machete" no exception, it could very well be his Pièce de résistance - or whatever the equivalent phrase might be in Spanish.

By RyanJDowney | 1 year ago | 0

4.0
When Machete yields a weed-whacker as a weapon, there is a subtle beauty to it.

By Rezahn | 2 years ago | 3

5.0
Machete is the movie of the year.

By Dahir | 2 years ago | 1

5.0
Machete don't text!

By Kazuma47 | 2 years ago | 1

3.5
VIVA MACHETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Monkeyiron | 2 years ago | 5

5.0
Disappointing Process of Filmmaking. It's enjoyable for fans of the specific genre but in time will lose much of the credits received at the moment

By Julian Left | 2 years ago | 1

2.5
Machete doesn't text! Machete improvises!

By TheSHIZNIT | 2 years ago | 4

4.5

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