Machete (2010)

Machete is based on the fake trailer in Robert Rodriguez's 2007 Grindhouse, featuring Danny Trejo and Jeff Fahey reprising their original roles.

The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his holy brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger. More »

Comments (20)

  1. Dakota Poulton

    One of the most action packed movies I've ever seen, and as always, Trejo is acting as a bad ass.

    2 years agoby @Dakota-PoultonFlag

  2. Dark_888

    nice acting alba

    3 years agoby @dark-888Flag

  3. coolnblue

    watch for when trejo hooks the machine round off cannon to the motor bike's handle bars and does a in the air pop a wheely...i don't ever remember seeing that in a movie and i've seen rewind, now thats' dangerous cinema!

    3 years agoby @coolnblueFlag

  4. coolnblue

    the movie that's designed to lop a litttle off the top. Danny trejo and de niro are back together again except as oposites.This time danny gets more light while robert sits a couple rounds out..... I do wish danny was given more to do in the michael mann movie..heat.
    michelle rodrigues ,a favorite since fast.,alba ..great,better than she was in the eye.and it was a true treat to see steven seagal back on the big screen, in sword style fasion.get ready for a full loaded clip ,equiped with swords in a kung fu grip!..i like the way that sounds.uh uh

    3 years agoby @coolnblueFlag

  5. CoreyBrownReviews

    Fun, but still pretty disappointing.

    3 years agoby @CoreyBrownReviewsFlag