Lake Dead: Review By DarkerRarechild

Holy crap, who the hell green lit this? It is just another crappy Texas Chainsaw Massacre set at Motel Hell.

Oh, you thought Black Christmas remake was a bad movie? You've ain't seen nothing yet. This movie makes Uwe Boll out to be Stephen Spielberg.

Makes Rob Zombie's Halloween look like Jaws.

I would of had more fun sticking a pipe cleaner inside my pecker, then sit through this again.

The only reason it gets one star is because of the nice, albeit small, pair of breast in the movie, and the fact that Mr. Raditch from Degrassi:The Next Generation delivers a awesome one liner at the end of the movie: "Thats how you f*ck family"