Jumper: Review By TATORO

Feb 16th, 2008 by TATORO
is a great movie
  • OVERALL
    4.5
    SUPERB
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
i like this movie a lot

is adventure and exciting movie

some more got handsome actor

i think the movie having ending

cos the sammual L jackson havent die

and his friend also didnt die

i think have part2

the guy indentity is a mistery

i think part 2 will answer a lot question.

i hope the part 2 will more exciting

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Comments (20)

  1. slysnide

    You think cuz he's in Malaysia that maybe that's why his grammar is so bad?

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  2. Saquin Turok 'X'

    Would like to see a letter of complaint to his legal advisor, or whatever they have in Malaysia. He'd probably get himself committed. Come on Tatoro, write more insane reviews.

    4 years agoby @teesterxFlag

  3. slysnide

    Oh yes!!!! That's a great idea! And we don't have to worry about copyright infringement since he'd be an idiot to come out of the woodwork to reveal himself.

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  4. Vamp

    I think that someone should publish these poems, don't you?

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  5. Bragg

    The Cloverfield one was just the first one and everyone knew about it so everyone was mainly slamming that one.

    4 years agoby @bragg1Flag

  6. slysnide

    Okaaaaaayyyyyyyy, so this review sucks even more than his "Cloverfield" review? Hm? Why aren't there more insulting comments????????????

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  7. Bragg

    lol

    4 years agoby @bragg1Flag

  8. Phatlightning

    crazy crazy, malaysia must RULE!!!

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  9. Bragg

    lmfao

    4 years agoby @bragg1Flag

  10. T.Clark

    BOTH...or neither?

    4 years agoby @insertusernamehereFlag

  11. Marcusx

    hilariously insane? or insanely hilarious?

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  12. Saquin Turok 'X'

    Tartoro, you are completely bonkers. Your review style is admittedly informative, but hilariously insane.

    4 years agoby @teesterxFlag

  13. Bragg

    At least he's unique...and has his own style of random paragraphs, some periods, some not (as he'd say), but I still think he's brilliant in his own special way.
    I like reviewing
    I not like tatoro review
    make my head pain and eye water in digsust (DIG-SUST)
    Need to help destroying other movie site.
    Die in napsack
    Make me want to worm it.

    4 years agoby @bragg1Flag

  14. Marcusx

    my heart wasnt in that one. but even if i tried, i couldnt even be in the same league as tatoro

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  15. systemof9191

    wow, is this guy some half paralyzed, inbred, moron, who barely knows the english language

    4 years agoby @systemof9191Flag

  16. T.Clark

    He may be a retarded monkey, but ya gotta give him credit that he keeps a distinct style to "reviewing" lol

    4 years agoby @insertusernamehereFlag

  17. Phatlightning

    ya see that just wasnt the same, funny, but just not the same.

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  18. Marcusx

    i love tatoro review
    make me pant sh*t
    fun to read
    fun to make fun
    please die

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  19. Phatlightning

    lol god dammit, this is priceless. I was thinking the same thing bragg, I would hire him too, just to write like that, because I dont think anyone could immitate that THAT well. People would love it.

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  20. Bragg

    LOLOLOL Tatoro please keep writing reviews. If I were the publisher of a newspaper I'd higher him and put him under a review section entitled "what the idiots think." And I love how he just automatically thinks there is gonna be a sequel..."I hope the part 2 will more exciting" lawl

    4 years agoby @bragg1Flag